Worst Product Ever?

Two days ago, Majikthise said she'd found the worst product ever: Doggie Steps.

This might be worse.

Whither civilization?

tags: doggie steps bumper dumper decline of civilization

Comments

[Robot Buddha]

A modern marvel... I'm buying one and I don't even hunt or own a pickup truck.

[Doug Hoffman]

I just blogged on these: backless panties, so that you can show as many inches of butt crack as you want! Cool product -- seems to be the first practical application of new antigravity technology.

[Mags]

Uncle Booger? Bumper Dumper?

I think you win, Blogenfreude.

The doggie steps are so necessary. Gotta think of the little dogs and their hips and joints, you know.

[Tom Hilton]

What about a Doggie Bumper Dumper, with steps up to it? Wouldn't that be, like, Worst Product Ever squared?

[Fred Bieling]

Alito was the lone dissenter in a discrimination suit by a wiener dog and ruled that the Goverment did not have to provide "Doggie Steps" to the couch for canines with disabilities. Bastard.

[lily]

Aren't all of these products just enabling dogs to pursue a culture of laziness and entitlement?
What next, the electronic ass licker?

[The Fat Lady Sings]

I am speechless - oh dear God, it’s the end of civilization as we know it. I've never seen the like! Everything your average gun enthusiast could ever want - dead animals and somewhere to deposit all that beer. Honey - you take the cake! I really need some coffee.....

[HelenWheels]

I love the doggie stepper. I might buy one!

For finding Uncle Booger and his nasty, stinky and lethal ways, you win hands-down (or pants-down?) on worst product.

[the quitter]

ok, you thought those products were bad..how about THIS?

[enigma4ever]

I confess I have been looking for the stepper because my dog slips all the time trying to get up on the bed- and I realized that we were laughing too much at her....so yes it will be a pity purchase...now the bumper crapper- unreal....but you know someone should photo shop and put Bush's photo on that picture....and get creative...it has too many redneck overtones to pass up...( maybe Helen Wheels ???- it needs her touch...)

[Kathy]

"Aren't all of these products just enabling dogs to pursue a culture of laziness and entitlement?
What next, the electronic ass licker?"

Lily, LOL! Blogenfreude, you are so far ahead of the pack, I don't think anyone can catch you.

[Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker]

I find this post distasteful in the extreme. My illiterate grandmother couldn't read the Bumper Dumper directions, and as a result stepped out onto the portable potty while the Chevy was doing about 75 mph down the turnpike. The poor woman almost swallowed her tobacco!

[Fred]

That's pronounced tobaccer.

[qrswave]

I second kathy!

"Aren't all of these products just enabling dogs to pursue a culture of laziness and entitlement? What next, the electronic ass licker?"

Hilarious!

[Polly Jones]

That is horrifying.

[Mary]

I laughed so hard at the comments that I forgot what we are concerned about. Grandma on the bumper dumper - Whew! Funny stuff here.

[Pepper]

Speaking of laziness and entitlement, I didn't notice a - ahem - "receptacle" for the Bumper Dumper, and I imagine the product leads to much Hit-and-Run Dumping.

[phinky]

I can see the use of the bumper dumper from an enviromental point of view. You avoid contaminating the ground water with your poop. What tree hugger wouldn't want one?

[grannyinsanity]

If you slide a five gallon bucket underneath it, you can use it in your home.

Nothing speaks master bedroom louder than the bucket crapper.

[Deborah]

The worst product ever is not the Bumper Dumper. The worst product ever is the "popular" Bumper Dumper (help me Lord) t-shirt (produced "by popular demand" kill me now).

[HelenWheels]

Actually, I think it's pronounced, "tobackEY"

[HelenWheels]

Um, enigma4ever, I think you are right. I gotta...

[Johnny Gosch]

Do have any idea how handy that little item would've been at all those Bohemian grove scat-a-thons?

Short answer: Lots.