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January 11, 2006

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A modern marvel... I'm buying one and I don't even hunt or own a pickup truck.

I just blogged on these: backless panties, so that you can show as many inches of butt crack as you want! Cool product -- seems to be the first practical application of new antigravity technology.

Uncle Booger? Bumper Dumper?

I think you win, Blogenfreude.

The doggie steps are so necessary. Gotta think of the little dogs and their hips and joints, you know.

What about a Doggie Bumper Dumper, with steps up to it? Wouldn't that be, like, Worst Product Ever squared?

Alito was the lone dissenter in a discrimination suit by a wiener dog and ruled that the Goverment did not have to provide "Doggie Steps" to the couch for canines with disabilities. Bastard.

Aren't all of these products just enabling dogs to pursue a culture of laziness and entitlement?
What next, the electronic ass licker?

I am speechless - oh dear God, it’s the end of civilization as we know it. I've never seen the like! Everything your average gun enthusiast could ever want - dead animals and somewhere to deposit all that beer. Honey - you take the cake! I really need some coffee.....

I love the doggie stepper. I might buy one!

For finding Uncle Booger and his nasty, stinky and lethal ways, you win hands-down (or pants-down?) on worst product.

ok, you thought those products were bad..how about THIS?

I confess I have been looking for the stepper because my dog slips all the time trying to get up on the bed- and I realized that we were laughing too much at her....so yes it will be a pity purchase...now the bumper crapper- unreal....but you know someone should photo shop and put Bush's photo on that picture....and get creative...it has too many redneck overtones to pass up...( maybe Helen Wheels ???- it needs her touch...)

"Aren't all of these products just enabling dogs to pursue a culture of laziness and entitlement?
What next, the electronic ass licker?"

Lily, LOL! Blogenfreude, you are so far ahead of the pack, I don't think anyone can catch you.

I find this post distasteful in the extreme. My illiterate grandmother couldn't read the Bumper Dumper directions, and as a result stepped out onto the portable potty while the Chevy was doing about 75 mph down the turnpike. The poor woman almost swallowed her tobacco!

That's pronounced tobaccer.

I second kathy!

"Aren't all of these products just enabling dogs to pursue a culture of laziness and entitlement? What next, the electronic ass licker?"

Hilarious!

That is horrifying.

I laughed so hard at the comments that I forgot what we are concerned about. Grandma on the bumper dumper - Whew! Funny stuff here.

Speaking of laziness and entitlement, I didn't notice a - ahem - "receptacle" for the Bumper Dumper, and I imagine the product leads to much Hit-and-Run Dumping.

I can see the use of the bumper dumper from an enviromental point of view. You avoid contaminating the ground water with your poop. What tree hugger wouldn't want one?

If you slide a five gallon bucket underneath it, you can use it in your home.

Nothing speaks master bedroom louder than the bucket crapper.

The worst product ever is not the Bumper Dumper. The worst product ever is the "popular" Bumper Dumper (help me Lord) t-shirt (produced "by popular demand" kill me now).

Actually, I think it's pronounced, "tobackEY"

Um, enigma4ever, I think you are right. I gotta...

Do have any idea how handy that little item would've been at all those Bohemian grove scat-a-thons?

Short answer: Lots.

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