Two days ago, Majikthise said she'd found the worst product ever: Doggie Steps.
Whither civilization?
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A modern marvel... I'm buying one and I don't even hunt or own a pickup truck.
Posted by: Robot Buddha | January 11, 2006 at 08:47 AM
I just blogged on these: backless panties, so that you can show as many inches of butt crack as you want! Cool product -- seems to be the first practical application of new antigravity technology.
Posted by: Doug Hoffman | January 11, 2006 at 09:00 AM
Uncle Booger? Bumper Dumper?
I think you win, Blogenfreude.
The doggie steps are so necessary. Gotta think of the little dogs and their hips and joints, you know.
Posted by: Mags | January 11, 2006 at 09:09 AM
What about a Doggie Bumper Dumper, with steps up to it? Wouldn't that be, like, Worst Product Ever squared?
Posted by: Tom Hilton | January 11, 2006 at 09:40 AM
Alito was the lone dissenter in a discrimination suit by a wiener dog and ruled that the Goverment did not have to provide "Doggie Steps" to the couch for canines with disabilities. Bastard.
Posted by: Fred Bieling | January 11, 2006 at 10:09 AM
Aren't all of these products just enabling dogs to pursue a culture of laziness and entitlement?
What next, the electronic ass licker?
Posted by: lily | January 11, 2006 at 10:40 AM
I am speechless - oh dear God, it’s the end of civilization as we know it. I've never seen the like! Everything your average gun enthusiast could ever want - dead animals and somewhere to deposit all that beer. Honey - you take the cake! I really need some coffee.....
Posted by: The Fat Lady Sings | January 11, 2006 at 11:01 AM
I love the doggie stepper. I might buy one!
For finding Uncle Booger and his nasty, stinky and lethal ways, you win hands-down (or pants-down?) on worst product.
Posted by: HelenWheels | January 11, 2006 at 11:24 AM
ok, you thought those products were bad..how about THIS?
Posted by: the quitter | January 11, 2006 at 01:02 PM
I confess I have been looking for the stepper because my dog slips all the time trying to get up on the bed- and I realized that we were laughing too much at her....so yes it will be a pity purchase...now the bumper crapper- unreal....but you know someone should photo shop and put Bush's photo on that picture....and get creative...it has too many redneck overtones to pass up...( maybe Helen Wheels ???- it needs her touch...)
Posted by: enigma4ever | January 11, 2006 at 03:19 PM
"Aren't all of these products just enabling dogs to pursue a culture of laziness and entitlement?
What next, the electronic ass licker?"
Lily, LOL! Blogenfreude, you are so far ahead of the pack, I don't think anyone can catch you.
Posted by: Kathy | January 11, 2006 at 03:25 PM
I find this post distasteful in the extreme. My illiterate grandmother couldn't read the Bumper Dumper directions, and as a result stepped out onto the portable potty while the Chevy was doing about 75 mph down the turnpike. The poor woman almost swallowed her tobacco!
Posted by: Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker | January 11, 2006 at 04:00 PM
That's pronounced tobaccer.
Posted by: Fred | January 11, 2006 at 04:05 PM
I second kathy!
"Aren't all of these products just enabling dogs to pursue a culture of laziness and entitlement? What next, the electronic ass licker?"
Hilarious!
Posted by: qrswave | January 11, 2006 at 04:37 PM
That is horrifying.
Posted by: Polly Jones | January 11, 2006 at 05:16 PM
I laughed so hard at the comments that I forgot what we are concerned about. Grandma on the bumper dumper - Whew! Funny stuff here.
Posted by: Mary | January 11, 2006 at 05:25 PM
Speaking of laziness and entitlement, I didn't notice a - ahem - "receptacle" for the Bumper Dumper, and I imagine the product leads to much Hit-and-Run Dumping.
Posted by: Pepper | January 11, 2006 at 05:27 PM
I can see the use of the bumper dumper from an enviromental point of view. You avoid contaminating the ground water with your poop. What tree hugger wouldn't want one?
Posted by: phinky | January 11, 2006 at 07:33 PM
If you slide a five gallon bucket underneath it, you can use it in your home.
Nothing speaks master bedroom louder than the bucket crapper.
Posted by: grannyinsanity | January 12, 2006 at 12:01 AM
The worst product ever is not the Bumper Dumper. The worst product ever is the "popular" Bumper Dumper (help me Lord) t-shirt (produced "by popular demand" kill me now).
Posted by: Deborah | January 12, 2006 at 11:55 AM
Actually, I think it's pronounced, "tobackEY"
Posted by: HelenWheels | January 12, 2006 at 05:46 PM
Um, enigma4ever, I think you are right. I gotta...
Posted by: HelenWheels | January 12, 2006 at 05:47 PM
Do have any idea how handy that little item would've been at all those Bohemian grove scat-a-thons?
Short answer: Lots.
Posted by: Johnny Gosch | January 15, 2006 at 08:59 PM