Smell My Finger!
[via Raw Story] The New York Metropolitan Transit Authority, in their never-ending quest to protect New Yorkers from the fallout from the Dear Leader's War on Terror™, may install fingertip-sniffing card scanners and card vending machines on our subways. At Agitprop, we feel safer already!
Expect police shootings of firecracker-wielding schoolchildren, smokers, and magicians.
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Seems to me that a dog could do that sniffing thing and dogs are fairly cheap to keep. Plus I trust dogs a hell of sight more than the government
Posted by: pissed off patricia | March 10, 2006 at 09:56 AM
Hello, 1984!
Posted by: Catherine | March 10, 2006 at 11:40 AM
Why do magicians hate our freedoms?
Posted by: The CultureGhost | March 10, 2006 at 12:59 PM
Why do other Americans hate our freedoms!
Can we impeach the asshole now?
How about now?
Now?
Posted by: gary | March 10, 2006 at 02:07 PM
I have decided to succumb to the pressure, Can't Beat'em? Join'em!
Posted by: M A F | March 10, 2006 at 02:30 PM
Blogenfreude: off topic, but have you ever considered google bombing Bill O'Reilly?
Over at Smart Bitches, they have successfully google bombed Bill Napoli. Do a google on Bill Napoli -- check it out.
Posted by: Doug Hoffman | March 10, 2006 at 09:55 PM
Undone Trembling
Posted by: thepoetryman | March 10, 2006 at 11:03 PM
I guess you'll just have to get used to giving your ass a good scratching before you go down. These dickheads must love the smell of shit so the machines are bound to respond positively.
Posted by: GRUMPY OLD MAN | March 11, 2006 at 10:41 AM
Did you say 'sniffing?' I smell a rat! M
Posted by: mandt | March 11, 2006 at 10:59 PM
If your fingers have nothing to hide, what's the worry?
Besides, just be grateful the "Pull My Finger" machine has yet to be introduced.
Posted by: Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker | March 12, 2006 at 07:27 PM
I would suggest coating your fingers in this new fragrance before getting cash at the ATM.
Posted by: comandante agi | March 13, 2006 at 06:02 AM
Damn, dude, you're bringing out the paranoid schizo in me!! Screeeech!
Posted by: HelenWheels | March 13, 2006 at 04:17 PM
Those machines won't last long if they smell some of the fingers on the train riders in San Francisco. And, yeah, that means YOU, Mr. Pooter in the MUNI, on the off chance that you may be reading this!
Oy, close quarters, close quarters ...
Posted by: Pepper | March 13, 2006 at 10:18 PM
Ewwwww....EWWWWWWWW! I've seen how some of these folks pick at their underwear! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: actor212 | March 14, 2006 at 01:49 PM