Bush to NYC ...
"We're Prayin' You Don't Git Attacked Agin'!"
Yesterday, we learned that the Dear Leader established a faith-based initiative at the Department of Homeland Security. We also know that religious charities are getting more money than ever from the feds - some $2.15 billion last fiscal year. I suppose they'll pray for those houses in New Orleans to rebuild themselves.
Well, what do you expect? A Gallup poll shows that more than half of us 'Murricans reject evolution and believe in the biblical account of creation. The seven-day crap and all! And this includes people with graduate degrees (allegedly smart, you know).
Here in NYC, "we all" just feel SO secure! Thanks Dear Leader!
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Rumor has it that Chertoff will be asked to step down and that Pat Robertson heads the "a-list" of candidates to replace him in the Department of Homeland Faith.
Posted by: Kvatch | March 09, 2006 at 12:46 PM
Word is Santorum will be looking for a job after next November...
Posted by: Fred | March 09, 2006 at 02:23 PM
I'm waiting for King Bush to take a Pat Robertson approach and say something like
"if we get hit again it will be God's punishment for continuing to allow abortion, gay marriage, and our insistance on teaching evolution. I can only do so much as President, the rest is up to you sinners to repent or persih"
Posted by: PoliShifter | March 09, 2006 at 02:25 PM
Wonder if that program applies to all faiths or just the big C. That would be an interesting test.
Posted by: Peacechick Mary | March 09, 2006 at 02:27 PM
This makes me wanna puke. Half our population is that stupid? I knew it was bad but not THAT bad...
sheeesh.
Posted by: HelenWheels | March 09, 2006 at 02:34 PM
people always side with religion when they fear for their mortal soul. Fear works for god, and it works for Bush.
Posted by: Left of Center | March 09, 2006 at 05:53 PM
Evolution is a lie. Only the Holy Buy-bull speaks the truth! Hoo-rah!
Posted by: comandante agi | March 09, 2006 at 06:17 PM
Diebold poll.
Posted by: No Blood for Hubris | March 09, 2006 at 08:13 PM
I heard that all those internment camps that Halliburton was recently contracted to build will have chapels. Halleluah, brother, pass the bread and water.
Posted by: Pissed Off Cabbie | March 10, 2006 at 12:10 AM
I'm prayin' fer a faith-based impeachment...
Posted by: cruelanimal | March 10, 2006 at 10:09 AM
Hold up. I thought there was a little something called "separation of church and state." I mean, do churches have trouble raising money on their own? Why do they get to be subsidized by the government?
Posted by: Pepper | March 10, 2006 at 11:18 AM
scraping vomit off my keyboard.....Is VooDOO considered Faithbased ?....cause I have lost faith sticking damn pins in this little Bush Doll....
Posted by: enigma4ever | March 10, 2006 at 12:49 PM
Undone Trembling
Posted by: thepoetryman | March 10, 2006 at 11:05 PM
I hope the president nominates Talibangelist Pat Robertson to head this thing. He could protect the homeland by issuing fatwas against foreign leaders and asking God to send hurricanes to wipe out countries. They'd have to change the terror alert threat level chart to something more Biblically appropriate.
Posted by: comandante agi | March 13, 2006 at 06:06 AM
Iran is in our Coordinates !
Posted by: thepoetryman | March 17, 2006 at 07:20 PM