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April 25, 2006


So basically, the new White House strategy is pulled straight out of Animal House...

1) Double Sooper Sekrit Probation

2) An honorarium to Mayor DePasto

3) "Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen! "

4) "Thank you, sir! May I have another? "

5) "Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit just like you."

Well...all I got to say about that is..."Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT! "

6) Nuke Iran, thereby provoking another large-scale terrorist attack on a major U.S. city.

7) Claim extraordinary war powers in response to terrorist attack, declare yourself "dictator for life".

Too bad you are not "the decider"...

Ot but good ot
They linked to your previous post over at crooks and liars today.

Thought that might make you smile:)
Good for YOU!

Brag more?! The reputation of this administration has already been ruined by all the lying and what not. I guess they are just determined to entirely destroy every last vestige of credibility that might be left by lying even more!

Dump Bush? M

Was this five-point travesty drawn up by an eight-year old?

1. Play Cops and Robbers!
2. Give money to the rich, popular kids!
3. Brag more. (??!!)
4. Stick out your chest and act tough.
5. Suck up to the gossips.

And this is a change of course how, exactly?

Hey...wait a second! Those aren't good ideas at all!

I'm starting to think you don't like the President! And in a time of war, no less!

For shame!

Don't step in it, Bro...
You'll never get that off your shoe!

Great post.


Guess it's decided then! m

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