Dear Leader Must Take Self To Woodshed
Looks like the leaker the Dear Leader was looking for is, well, the Dear Leader:
“There’s just too many leaks, and if there is a leak out of my administration, I want to know who it is.” [George W. Bush, Sept. 30, 2003]
Why does George W. Bush hate America?
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Yep, he is the leaker, at least, according to Libby! What a liar! He even lies about his lies! How does he keep it all straight? Ooops! He doesn't.
Posted by: larkohio | April 06, 2006 at 09:34 AM
A very good question; however, he has but to pardon himself--then he can find something else to lie about.
Posted by: Robot Buddha | April 06, 2006 at 10:59 AM
I'm with Robot. He will admit he did it, then forgive himself, then change the law to allow such leaks in the future!
Posted by: HelenWheels | April 06, 2006 at 12:34 PM
Ol' President Crisco will find a way to squeak out of it somehow. I can't wait to hear how he does it.
Posted by: Pepper | April 06, 2006 at 01:30 PM
Bet he will say it's because he is a war president and he has special privileges. The man is as crooked as they come and he gets a lot of his attitude from his Mommy Barbara.
Posted by: Peacechick Mary | April 06, 2006 at 01:34 PM
Multiple Personality Disorder, anyone? Uniter Not Divider, Compassionate Conservative, War President, Inarticulate Goober...
Posted by: Kathy | April 06, 2006 at 01:44 PM
I've posted that this would happen. The small fry will implicate the big fish. Fitz is going after much larger fish than Libby.
Posted by: spiiderweb | April 06, 2006 at 05:21 PM
Bush chasing the leak in the White House is kind of like the tail chasing the dog, ain't it?
Posted by: jurassicpork | April 06, 2006 at 05:32 PM
It doesn't matter. Jesus will forgive him.
Then he will bomb Iran.
Life goes on...
Posted by: Comandante Agí | April 06, 2006 at 06:41 PM
Yep. He's gonna try to bomb the bejeezits out of as many countries as he can before he leaves (or gets ousted from) office. So later he can brag to his buddies 'bout how many places he blowed up. That makes him feel like a real MAN!
Posted by: HelenWheels | April 07, 2006 at 11:46 AM