Sick and tired of all the death and mayhem caused by the various religions? Convinced that the Dear Leaker will call his faithful to action and your ass might be next? Never fear! Click here to learn exactly where the fundies are concentrated. If you're not yet ready to leave for Italy or France or New Zealand, maybe you can find a quiet corner of the U.S. in which to hide when the bullets start flying in the culture wars! (brought to you by Bu$hCo). Click map to enlarge.
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I live in Los Angeles... we have had culture wars for years.
Posted by: Crackpot Press | April 18, 2006 at 07:56 AM
Ithaca is looking better and better, I'm moving there next hop...
Posted by: Fred | April 18, 2006 at 08:06 AM
Wow...I never realized it before, but the map makes it obvious: religion causes tornadoes.
Huh.
Posted by: Tom Hilton | April 18, 2006 at 10:09 AM
Hey Crackpot, you're safer up in LA. I'm down in Orange County with the suburban assault vehicle-driving fundies!
Posted by: Comandante Agi | April 18, 2006 at 10:24 AM
yeah, Crackpot, Agi has it much worse than us. You can hardly tell the insane on the street from the religious fundies, anyway, so I don't find it too invasive.
Posted by: HelenWheels | April 18, 2006 at 03:43 PM
Helen, aren't they about the same, the fundies and the insane?
Posted by: pissed off patricia | April 18, 2006 at 03:48 PM
Oh, Gawd. I hate, just hate, to get serious here of all places. But my Harvard Divinity School degree is showing. This map doesn't say much except generic "church membership." Notice Massachusetts is as "red" as Alabama, but there is a big diff between the liberal Catholics and Unitarians of Beantown and the Southern Baptists in terms of, well, everything. That said, I believe a study at Harvard Divinity School did prove that telling a pollster you are a member of a church will lead to increased tornado risk. If there are any Agitprop readers in Utah, please raise your hand.
Posted by: Blue Gal | April 19, 2006 at 09:56 AM
Oregon's the place to be. It must be due to all those Californians who've moved up there over the past few decades.
Posted by: Erika | April 21, 2006 at 11:59 PM