Too. Much. Fun.
After yesterday's very serious post, we at Agitprop were prepared to write another dour analysis of some pressing issue. Well, we were, until we found Clarice Feldman, who blogs at the rather inaptly-titled American Thinker. She links to a Captain Ed post that bitches about the French (who might ask for Moussaoui's extradition), bitches about the French herself, and then (wait for it) comes up with this extraordinary bit of analysis:
Now that it is a life term, if they ever got ahold of him. they would release him after a few years, of course. It is hard to imagine trusting them this way. [yes, it's sic]
Zuh.
Ah, oui! Certainment zat is what ze French would do, eh? Right - we knew we'd read somewhere that the French wanted Moussaoui back just so they could release him. Eh, he's ze terrorist who could not shoot straight ... what 'arm could he do?
According to another post at American Thinker, Feldman is "an attorney in Washihngton, DC." [also sic] Looks like that DC bar exam is waaaay too easy.
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Looks like that DC bar exam is waaaay too easy.
Unlike the Florida one, which, I'm told, is bloody hard. Do they still have that writing requirement (the long expository essay) on the LSAT? Because if so, I am wondering how this woman made it past that alone.
Posted by: litbrit | May 04, 2006 at 11:03 AM
Just thought of this one:
Wingnuts rust by the side of the road; Moonbats soar above!
Posted by: litbrit | May 04, 2006 at 11:12 AM
After nearly 4 years, billions of dollars, torture, an incompetant war, dismanteling of the Constitution, destruction of the economy, the best that the Bushies can do is nail a single man for the crime of 9/11---a psycopathic, schiophrenic, who just happened to be in jail at the time. Show trial, forgone conclusion not withstanding, The whole affair is a pathetic, outrageous beacon for the rumbling, maggot riddled corpse of the former American democracy. M
Posted by: mandt | May 04, 2006 at 11:40 AM
Don't forget Khalid Shaikh, and Ramzi bin al-Shibh, people closer to the 911 plot than Moussaoui could ever wish to be . . .
What's the likelyhood we will ever see their trial? Let alone bin Forgotten.
Posted by: Fred | May 04, 2006 at 12:42 PM
Whew... what a maroon!
Posted by: HelenWheels | May 04, 2006 at 01:00 PM
"Well, we were, until we found Clarice Feldman, who blogs at the rather inaptly-titled American Thinker."
If that is not an understatement I don't know what is. Granted we all make some typo's here and there in the frenzy of "bloglust" but we usually have actually thought out what we are going to say.
Posted by: fallenmonk | May 04, 2006 at 05:48 PM
And they say conservatives don't have a sense of irony. Oh wait a minute, that's have a sense of self-awareness.
Posted by: phinky | May 04, 2006 at 05:52 PM
The American Thinker has been thinking so hard that her brain is turning to mush. Perhaps she could be more like the American Decider and think less.
Posted by: Comandante Agí | May 04, 2006 at 05:57 PM
[sic] I say, just [sic].
All seriousness aside, Clarice is evidence that listening to redundancy radio and watching Fox News kills brain cells.
Posted by: M A F | May 05, 2006 at 12:48 PM
This is a seriously funny post. Thanks. I needed a laugh.
Posted by: libby | May 05, 2006 at 07:53 PM