Here in our fair city, anti-terrorism funding has been cut by something like 40%. Thanks to Michael "Skeletor" Chertoff, us New Yawkahs are now featured more prominently on the terrorists' menu. According to DHS, we don't have any landmarks worth protecting.
Normally we don't expect much that's progressive, or even creative, from Hillary - just flag-burning nonsense. But this time, she's ridden to the rescue, urging everyone far and wide to send postcards to Chertoff featuring New York landmarks. His address:
Hon. Michael Chertoff
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Washington, D.C. 20528
You know what you have to do.
UPDATE: The House GOP blocked restoration of the NYC and D.C. money. Go figure!
tags: bush u.s. new york impeach bush new york city michael chertoff DHS terrorism war on terror chertoff al qaeda
ooh I love projects. Skeletor deserves "worst person in the world" status. Speaking of which, will O'Reilly be #1 on Olbermann's new book...
Posted by: Comandante Agi | June 06, 2006 at 02:39 PM
I can't really make it to New York, could you sign my name to a postcard from Scores?
Posted by: Lew Scannon | June 06, 2006 at 06:14 PM
I don't know WHAT you're talking about! If our authority figures say something it MUST be true!
Posted by: Tata | June 06, 2006 at 07:56 PM
=)
Posted by: Fred | June 07, 2006 at 05:42 AM
Sounds to me like someone has some 'splainin' to do
Posted by: pissed off patricia | June 07, 2006 at 05:43 AM
Does Gray's Papaya have postcards?
Posted by: Tata | June 07, 2006 at 10:57 AM
If I only had a postcard of any museum, the UN or the shake shack! It is nice to see that Hillary may still have a back bone and some fight in her.
Posted by: Catherine | June 07, 2006 at 02:40 PM
What? House Republicans, pissed at NYC?
Last time WE have their convention here, tell you whut...
Posted by: actor212 | June 08, 2006 at 11:33 AM