Sort of quiet on the Coulter front this weekend, but at Agitprop, we're simply loathe to shut down our left wing smear machine, even for a minute. As you also know, we just love us some American Thinker ... it's a far-right website that reliably provides huge steaming helpings of wingnuttery and bad writing! Sure enough, there's plenty to choose from today, but we focus on a little attack on Presbyterians by one Brigitte Gabriel, who thinks evil Presbyterians are giving aid 'n comfort 'n stuff to the enemy - specifially, Hezbollah and Hamas. Let's dive right in:
... Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Huzballah [sic], Islamic Brotherhood, once only associated with the Arab/Israeli conflict, are now identified by intelligence services worldwide as terrorist organizations operating in the West. Their goal is to destroy our world in an Islamic Jihad, forcing those who survive to be Dhimmi- subjugated and despised ones.
Hezbollah operates in the West? And holy shit Batman - not only is "Jihad" capitalized, they called us Dhimmis! Better keep reading:
Sadly there are organizations who have lost their conscious, their judgment between good and evil, and chose to work, support and even defend these forces of evil and intolerance allying themselves with killers. One group is the Presbyterian Church USA, or PCUSA. [sic]
Hmmm ... unconscious Presbyterians. This is getting serious:
In the last few years the PCUSA leadership befriended Husballah [look, another new spelling!], one of the world’s most lethal terrorist organizations solely responsible for killing Americans in Beirut in 1983 when a truck bomb blew up the Marine barracks killing over 241 soldiers and civilians.
Solely responsible? Wow, they're finally sure who did that bombing! - glad that's cleared up:
By considering divestment [from Israel], the PCUSA has also become the defender and champion of Palestinian suicide bombers headed by the terror group Hamas an affiliate of the Muslim Brotherhood. Authorities estimate Hamas has sleeper terrorist cells in over 40 states in America plotting to commit terrorist attacks on Americans. The Hamas charter declares that the Rotary Clubs, Masons, Lions Clubs, and B’nai B’rith are “destructive espionage organizations that are spread around the world in order to destroy societies and carry out Zionist interests.”
You know, we've heard reports of suicide bombers with a Presbyterian crest on their explosive belts. And aren't the Masons just involved in fucking everything?
The leadership’s excuse for supporting these terrorist organizations and calling on divesting from companies doing business with Israel is the security barrier that Israel built to protect its citizens from repeated barbarous attacks. These barbarians penetrate Israel without conscious nor humanity in order to maim and kill random Israelis. [sic, and sic again]
More unconscious bad people, and damn those Presbyterians for holding the gates open for barbarians!
PCUSA members should stand for coexistence in peace not a coexistence of hate and aggression towards Israel whose Jewish religion was the wellspring from which Christianty sprang.
Spring? Sprang? Head ... spinning ... and wait, didn't Islam come from that there feller Abraham too?
Israel is the only beacon of democracy in the Middle East.
What? Iraq's gone Commie? We spend an awful lot of money to set them up with a fully-functioning Democracy, and this is the thanks we get?
Challenge your leadership to drop divestment and ‘flee unrighteousness” and follow the values Christ taught when he said “Love your neighbor.”
Unless your neighbors are A-rabs.
OK - need a big finish ... (scrape bottom of barrel, invert, repeat):
Reclaim your conscious and rescind this evil in your midst.
Yeah ... get up off the floor you Presbyterians!
As Ted Williams said: "If you don't think too good, don't think too much."
tags: american thinker impeach bush brigitte gabriel hamas hezbollah PCUSA presbyterian church
My conscious has all the reclaiming it can handle and my evil gave up rescinding for Lent. That's one of those Sky God holidays, right?
Posted by: Tata | June 18, 2006 at 12:37 PM
Lion's Clubs!!! I knew it! Those guys stop traffic on our county road and solicit funds all the time...and now I know where it's going. Bastards!
Posted by: Robot Buddha | June 18, 2006 at 06:46 PM
Ugh. Reading this sort of stuff makes me (sic).
Posted by: litbrit | June 18, 2006 at 10:26 PM
I think Bridget can be safely classified as a Dhim-wit.
Posted by: actor212 | June 19, 2006 at 09:21 AM
This woman is an idiot! I wonder if she's ever actually been to Israel, as I have, and met the ordinary people, both Israeli and Palestinian, who want peace and justice for all of the residents. I wonder if she's seen the checkpoints armed by 18-year-old kids with huge machine guns through which Palestinians must pass twice a day if they want to work -- that's assuming that they're allowed to go to work. I wonder if she's seen the settlements with their crystal clear swimming pools and subsidized housing sitting in the middle of Palestinian areas where there is a chronic water shortage.
I wonder if she's ever been told that she has to stay in one small area, that she can't get to her job so her family must do without food, that she's to blame for the actions of people who don't represent her. I wonder what she'd do under those circumstances, especially if the situation had remained the same for generations.
Can y'all tell this is a sore subject for me? The leadership on both sides of this issue has been corrupt for years, but the people want to live in peace. At least the Presbyterians (PCA's anyway) are willing to speak up and take a stand against ongoing oppression.
Posted by: Kathy | June 19, 2006 at 10:30 AM
Kathy,
She's had more experience in Israel and strip searches than you in spades. Try watching her video on her web site www.americancongressfortruth.com and then see what changes you'll have to make in you ignorant rant.
Posted by: Charles Tudor | June 19, 2006 at 07:40 PM
And litbrit, bet you don't even know what dhimi means. Judging by where your head is, you'll probably willingly be the first in line and make a great one at that. You'll just be minus your blog because they won't let you have one because you're an infidel AND a woman.
Posted by: Charles Tudor | June 19, 2006 at 07:56 PM
Sorry litbrit about the dhimi thing, that should go to actor 212. As for you... not reading it may make you dead.
Posted by: Charles Tudor | June 19, 2006 at 08:01 PM
Chuck,
I dated a Shi'ite in college whose mother was Irish. Don't presume to lecture me about worldliness.
You're still waiting for your first date, but the local high school told you to stay 500 feet away.
Posted by: actor212 | June 20, 2006 at 05:52 AM
She's had more experience in Israel and strip searches than you in spades.
Posted by: Charles Tudor
Yes, but in fairness, she was tipped well for those.
Posted by: actor212 | June 20, 2006 at 05:53 AM
Sorry litbrit about the dhimi thing, that should go to actor 212. As for you... not reading it may make you dead.
Well fortunately, I have no plans to visit Saudi Arabia, or, for that matter, any land where state-mandated religious extremism is the order of the day). And I have a feeling that as alternative fuels are further developed and the world's addiction to their oil dwindles along with the supplies of same, these oil-rich/creativity-poor theocracies are going to find themselves in the poorhouse. They will need to look into other lines of work, ones that require intelligence, talent, and initiative. They will need the contributions of the 50% of their society currently under lock and abaya and sans drivers' licenses.
As for oppressive theocracies bringing about my demise, I am a whole lot more concerned about the fundamentalist Christians who live and operate right here in the US. These women-haters have already struck some pretty severe blows to the health and well-being of the American female (see South Dakota, statutes thereof); it's pretty clear that if they were allowed to push their agenda to its natural conclusion, women will be in one hell of an oppressive and deadly place (see The Handmaid's Tale, Atwood, Margaret; 1986).
That said, I have faith (the non-judgemental, all-inclusive sort) that our Constitution will survive the ongoing attacks of American fundies, though, and we will eventually have a multicultural and tolerant society that recognizes and supports the right of people to be Jews, Christians, Muslims--or none of the above.
Get real.
Posted by: litbrit | June 20, 2006 at 06:21 AM
Finally, it all comes together. Masonic Presbyterians meet at the Lions Club to count their Skittles vending machine take. Then, they head over to the Rotary Club to deliver the money to Hullabaloo.
Then, Cubby Checker delivers explosives to orphanages in the GAza Strip.
9/11!
Posted by: Tony | June 20, 2006 at 08:12 AM
litbrit,
I applaud you on your observation of the Moslem dominated Middle East.
But....as far as...
"Well fortunately, I have no plans to visit Saudi Arabia, or, for that matter, any land where state-mandated religious extremism is the order of the day...)"
Who said anything about You going to visit them over there? They're coming to visit you over here hell bent, or Allah bent, on making sure that we will NOT have...
"a multicultural and tolerant society that recognizes and supports the right of people to be Jews, [or] Christians."
only to be Moslems or dhimmi.
That's getting real. Being "multi cultural and tolerant" is anathema to Islam. They are cunningly using your and many other's like-minded wonderful desire to be so to their advantage. Our ignorance and their bedrooms will put them in power some day. 170 Million American Christian may want to change part of the constitution. 170 millon American Moslems could and would replace it ALL with Shari Law.
For additional getting real, the facts are that more women's
"health and well-being"
has been messed up by 19 fellows in planes crashing into buildings and American Moslem men exerting their beliefs and dogma here in the US than any Christian Bible basher or abortion clinic bomber ever will.
Not to get off-track on the abortion thing but ironically, I have to admit, if the Christian's had their way, there would be 20 million more women alive today than being chopped up, sucked out and incinerated.
Now all that together is some real women abuse.
Don't let your hatred for Christians blind you to a bigger hatred that also hates the Christians as well as you and anything else non-Moslem.
Posted by: Charles Tudor | June 20, 2006 at 09:20 AM
For additional getting real, the facts are that more women's
"health and well-being"
has been messed up by 19 fellows in planes crashing into buildings and American Moslem men exerting their beliefs and dogma here in the US than any Christian Bible basher or abortion clinic bomber ever will.
Hey, Charles, you're selling your side short, man. McVeigh managed to kill 168 people with one truck bomb, and he didn't even have to commit suicide!
As to the 20 million dead zygotes, I'm sure many of them would be dead by now due to poverty and lack of healthcare.
Because most of the pro-life crowd loves the fetus, but hates the child. Not only do they get rid of abortion, but they also cut all the social programs that actually help those beautiful zygotes live *after* they escape the womb.
And no, we can't teach kids about contraception. That prevents zygotes. And zygotes are beautiful. They get all ugly after they turn into babies who just want to suck at the government teat, so we'll starve them to death or wait a few years and put them into prison.
Meanwhile, we have a president who says that God wanted him to be president and God told him to invade Iraq, and you're worried about sharia headed to the U.S.?
Personally, I'm a bit more worried about not ever having sex again, because I am surgically sterile, and the only reason to ever have sex is to make a baby.
But hey, yeah, you're right. Ignore the Christian fundamentalists and focus on the Mulsim fundamentalists. It's not as if their holy books are damn near the same.
Posted by: Tony | June 20, 2006 at 09:53 AM
C'mon actor212... how about some real dialogue...not cheap, banal insults...Especially about someone who: got blown up and wounded in her home at age 10 by Moslems, raped by an Arab relative, lived in a bomb shelter with little food or water for 7 years, went to bed wondering if she would be slaughtered in her sleep, was daily shot at by snipers and shelled by artillery, lost her friends killed in war, learned English reading Arabic sub-titles on TV, speaks 4 languages, became an international TV news anchor marked with death threats, became a national Middle East expert, TV and radio commentator and soon to be published author and knows a hell a lot more about what we in the west are facing from the threat of Islamofascism than you and your shallow mind can comprehend.
Now. Try again about her knowing what it is like to be strip-searched by people protecting themselves from 300 million Moslems bent on killing and destroying them for the past 60 years.
Posted by: Charles Tudor | June 20, 2006 at 10:09 AM
Okay, I'm lost. Is Charles replying to the same thread as I am?
Posted by: Tony | June 20, 2006 at 10:19 AM
Tony
What does McVeigh have to do with the topic of Christians (Bible bashers) hurting women? Between that post and the Chubby Checkers thing (Read the Hamas Charter, Article 22)...what are you smoking?
Sorry, the poverty/health care rational doesn't fly. Why do you think that there is a large number of poor women who have lots of children? $$$. Your $$$. It's the financially capable who get abortions. Ever seen what comes out? I've seen over 200 and it's a mess of a chopped up person with all their parts, but just tiny. Tiny eyeballs, tiny fingers with fingerprints, tiny toes, tiny toungs sticking out, tiny little hearts and all the tiny other stuff. Not a blob. Just tiny people waiting to get bigger.
As far as being in Iraq, I prefer guys with at least basic training and some pretty good toys to break the terrorist's things and kill them over there than hearing about some sterile, pro-choice, probably anti-gun, not at all horny, leftist cum-bia-ya wimp getting his head cut off over here. Ok, now bemoan to me about all the innocent who get killed also. Poop happens. Or would you prefer the poop to happen here? Their specific modus of operandi specifically targets the innocent for the poop. (What are your comments about suicide bombers? Oh, right...we MADE them do it.) Our MO goes out of its way to try and avoid it. So now scream and shout about the poop happens aberration exception to our rules. How many of the terrorists are put on trial by their people when they make poop happen? For them poop is no accident. And they don't mind going up in the poop when it happens.
As far as the dogma between the two fundamentalists... The Christians kicked the Crusader ways years ago and now want to love you into the Kingdom. The Moslems are still old school and don't mind at all killing you into the Kingdom.
Get some fresh air buddy.
Posted by: Charles Tudor | June 20, 2006 at 11:13 AM
Real dialogue? You mean like this:
And litbrit, bet you don't even know what dhimi means. Judging by where your head is, you'll probably willingly be the first in line and make a great one at that. You'll just be minus your blog because they won't let you have one because you're an infidel AND a woman.
Posted by: Charles Tudor
This isn't FReeperville, boy, and I'm not some pantywaist that you can smear around and then act all candied-ass cuz I called bullshit on you.
Now. Try again about her knowing what it is like to be strip-searched by people protecting themselves from 300 million Moslems bent on killing and destroying them for the past 60 years.
Posted by: Charles Tudor
Sounds like foreplay for you, Showertoy.
Posted by: actor212 | June 20, 2006 at 02:13 PM
The Christians kicked the Crusader ways years ago and now want to love you into the Kingdom.
Posted by: Charles Tudor
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*rereading*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Christians? Love you into the Kingdom?
More people, far more, have died at the hands of Christians in the name of their religion than have EVER EVEN BEEN ATTACKED by Muslims, Chuckles.
Go get yourself some learnin' then come back when the ink is dry on your GED, k, Lisa?
Posted by: actor212 | June 20, 2006 at 02:14 PM
What does McVeigh have to do with the topic of Christians (Bible bashers) hurting women?
McVeigh, whether you want to admit it or not, was a fundamentalist Christian terrorist. He killed more people per capita than the Muslim fundamentalists who carried out their attack on 9/11. Most of McVeigh's victims were women and children.
The rest of your post is just nonsense. You've watched more than 200 abortions? Does that get you hard, or what?
The Christians kicked the Crusader ways years ago and now want to love you into the Kingdom.
Yeah. That's right. Tell it to the Iraqis.
You, Charles, just keep on being one of the proudly ignorant 29%. The rest of the country is waking up around you, and you are struggling to stay asleep.
Read a book or two, and think about them. Don't just assume that they're true because someone took the time to type them.
The fact that you actually used one of the talking points I was belittling in your response to me is telling. You haven't taken the time to think about anything in a long, long time, if ever.
There are no more details in your world, are there Charles? Just black and white, good and bad, right and wrong.
Fetus = good
Muslim = bad
Christian = good
Muslim = bad
Gun = good
No gun = bad
I guess it's easier to live in that world, but I have to think that the food is shitty.
Posted by: Tony | June 20, 2006 at 02:25 PM
You've watched more than 200 abortions?
They got this indoctrination tape at Herr von Ribbentropp's Shchool For Hitlerjugen..I mean, Most Holy Bible School and Bomb Factory, that they set up on an endless loop...
Posted by: actor212 | June 20, 2006 at 05:37 PM
Hey, Tony, I wonder how Chuck here feels about the fact that abortions have risen under Bush along with the poverty level...yet he maintains this perverse disconnect between poverty and abortion.
Didn't drop under Reagan. Skyrocketed under Bush's I & II. Dropped under Clinton. Reagan saw a growth in poverty. So did both Bushes. Clinton cut poverty substantially.
AND Clinton had the highest economic growth of any President in the history of this country, in OR out of war, AND managed to do it keeping the peace.
Greatest. President. Ever.
Now, no one of any sane mind supports abortion for every pregnant woman, no matter how pregnant. I thinmk we can agree that somewhere between abortions for all and abortions for some is a place we can meet and work out our differences.
Arguing with Chuckles isn't that place.
Posted by: actor212 | June 20, 2006 at 05:45 PM