Friday Wingnut Roundup

Wonder what the residents of Wingnutistan have to say about Holy Joe's primary defeat?  After all, they're his biggest fans:

Ann Althouse - do you think Joe will say sharp things about Democrats or maybe fall into the arms of Republicans?  Let's see what Peggy Noonan thinks.
Atlas Shrugs - Lieberman lost?  Who knew?  I'm still in Israel, showing off my tits on the front line of the Global War on Terror™!
Austin Bay Blog - let's see - mention appeasement and Jimmy Carter re: Lamont, compare Lieberman to Churchill, stroke Giuliani, and, for my grand finale, propose a McCain/Lieberman ticket in 2008 to assure that Operation Enduring War™ goes on forever - well, that's another blog post done!
Blue Crab Boulevard - a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, Connecticut voters went for an Independent ... so maybe Joe has a shot?
Bullwinkle Blog - wait until Karl Rove gets hold of those stupid Connecticut voters!  He'll get Joe's seat back for him!
Captain's Quarters - Lamont's win isn't a referendum on Bush but rather a referendum on the War on Terror™, which Bush has nothing to do with.
Confederate Yankee - doesn't Ned Lamont just make you want to, like, totally barf?
Flopping Aces - Lamont's win will make it that much more easier for the Republicans to keep power in both houses ... it'll be just like when McGovern was nominated!  I can't wait!
GOP Bloggers - hey, don't forget there's a Republican other than Lieberman running ... what was his name again?
Hot Air - it's all Michael Moore's fault.
Hugh Hewitt - Connecticut is called the Nutmeg State, and that's why Joe will likely lose in the fall.
Instapundit - if Lieberman wins as an Independent he might just get to decide who controls the Senate - you Democrats better not piss him off!
JunkyardBlog - these three comments prove the left is really really mean ... and isn't Lanny Davis cool?
Little Green Footballs - Lamont's another cut-and-run Democrat - we just can't work that phrase in enough!
Macsmind - it's all Markos's fault.
NRO (K-Lo) - as usual I have nothing useful to add, so I'll just link to our endorsement of Joe - you know he's just being punished for working with a Republican president.
NRO (Myrna Blyth) - my election-day visit to one very Republican town in Connecticut has convinced me that Lieberman will win in November.
NRO (J-Pod) - stand back as I use my questionable math skills to show you why Lamont will lose.
Patterico's Pontifications - do you think Lamont's victory means we won't be able to have more fun neocon wars?  That would totally suck.
Powerline - Lieberman's loss was really a victory for John McCain ... no, seriously!  Pay attention, this is real serious analysis!
Protein Wisdom - it's all Michael Moore's fault ... he's real fat too!
Real Clear Politics - if Joe had agreed to accept the result of the primary, he would have won.
Right Wing News - here's a list of reasons that Republicans should support Lieberman, but all I really want is for Markos to get his ass handed to him when Joe wins.
Sister Toldjah - it's all Michael Moore's fault, and boy am I glad the inmates haven't taken over the Republican asylum!
Sundries Shack - Joe spent lots of time defending himself from the racist and homophobic attacks of Lamont supporters like Jane Hamsher and Daily Kos and ... what do you mean Joe's not gay?
Townhall (Ann Coulter) - did you know Ned Lamont's great uncle was Stalin's fundraiser?
Townhall (Charles Krauthammer) - bow down before me as I use the words "purge" (invoking Stalin) and "accomodationism" (invoking Nazis) to prove Democrats will once again be cast into the foreign policy wilderness for 40 years if they elect a bunch of Lamonts.  Bill Clinton?  Nope - can't say as I remember him.
Townhall (David Limbaugh) - it's all Michael Moore's fault, and I also blame Bush Derangement Syndrome™.
Townhall (Kathleen Parker) - it's all Michael Moore's fault, and I worked in the word "Stalinist" too - aren't I clever?
Townhall (Lorie Byrd) - because of Lamont's win we might actually have to put up good, solid candidates with positive agendas instead of the morons we run now ... can you imagine that?

At Agitprop, we read the wingnut blogs so you don't have to!
graphic: Comandante Agi

Comments

[actor212]

I'd never seen Sharansky drool....must not have seen many tits while he was in the gulag, cuz those tits do nothing. I can almost see the wrinkles and stretchmarks thru her T shirt...

[No Blood for Hubris]

It's too much. Save yourself.

[Blue Gal]

I like how Sundries Shack reduces the big lie about WMD's, 2600 American soldiers dead, and a civil war to merely "toppling Saddam." Classic.

[LewScannon]

Funny to see them all scramble to shift the blame away from Bush and his kiss of death.

[Libby]

I do so appreciate these Friday's roundups. It's a such a time saver and besides, Atlas' tits give me nightmares.

Your grateful fan.

[actor212]

Atlas' tits give me nightmares.

Posted by: Libby

They just make me wretch, and I say that as a tit man...

[enigma4ever]

Great Friday Roundup...you outdid yourself...stop by Watergate Summer...when you have time ( had my Blogday- saving you cake BF...)

[OutOfContext]

I wish you had put the "we read the wingnut blogs so you don't have to" quote at the top, 'cause I read a bunch of them. I must say I enjoyed the Krauthammer (isn't great how some people are just born with the perfect name?) thingy; especially his comparison of 'flaccid' and 'muscular' foreign policy. And at least he uses a new-to-me reference in the obligitory 1939 analogy. As for Splenda™tits, you guys are so mean to pick on her.

[The CultureGhost]

I believe Spamela's Breasts are the IDF's new secret weapon against Hezbollah. However, they might be considered Weapons of Mass Distraction.

[DivaJood]

BF, I fear that your brain might explode by reading all those crackpot blogs - that would really be "taking one for the team" but I worry about you. I hope you remember to breathe, and breathe --

[peter]

What Are WE?
watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr8k8WHTzN0

[Lizzy]

Do I have to visit these blogs? I can't and when did the cat let Actor212 in?

[HelenWheels]

Ewwww. I dont' know how you do it. I thought the new talking point/swift boating line was "Progressive Dems are the New Taliban"

HAven't any of these wingnuts caught on yet? Talk about slow! It's been a whole newsday since the "Democratic Talibans" got coined by someone on some news show.

[HelenWheels]

Oh and I just LOVE how the Technorati tags backfire at Atlas!! You're all over her posts! HILARIOUS!

[JollyRoger]

Such intelligent people, the wingers. Makes me proud to be an idiot.

[actor212]

when did the cat let Actor212 in?

Posted by: Lizzy

I had to eat a little pussy to get out...