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August 17, 2006


I can't tell you how happy I am that I don't have to fly anymore. But I'll be sure to send my husband away happy the next time he has to travel.

Here come the Thought Police...

Remember, it is to your disadvantage to be a person of color. So I suggest, if you do happen to have to fly, and your a darker-skinned than say, Dick Cheney or Donald Rumsfeld, and you happen to be determined and angry because your girlfriend threw you out - get some white-face and slap it all over yourself. THEN you won't be strip-searched. Unless you have a pot of lipgloss with you. Then all bets are off.


They have these cool new machines that can X-ray your soul. So I feel safer.

What's the look for "There are motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane"?

When I fly, I always have my three kids under age seven with me, plus a husband who once (just once) walked through security first without asking if I needed help, then waited for me, the kids, and all our carry-on. If he does this again, and if I shoot him through the Xray machine, will they still let me on the plane? I promise I will not be angry after that.

Uh oh. I'm pissed off all the time when I'm at the airport, 'cause I HATE AIRPORTS and their STUPID "SECURITY" PROCEDURES. So I'm bound to be detained, probed, questioned, and sent to Guantanamo Bay. I guess there won't be a vacation this year. *sigh*

Don't be like that, Helen! You'll be...one of the first American tourists in Cuba in fifty years!

Yeah, that's it...

People tell me I always look mad because I forget to wear my glasses and have to squint to see things.

Don't you just love charades? Maybe they could just hire the Amazing Kreskin... I hear he needs a job.

I do hope everybody's had enough now. Or are we going to continue to legitimize this insanity come November?

How long folks- good question ? This is so insane, that maybe people who are tired, hassled or frusated maybe detained because of some cock-a-mainey assanine procedure....Yeekgods No moms will be able to fly....


I found it most entertaining, down-right laughable to look at the picture or Michelle Malkin found in the previous post and wonder just how hard of a time she would have catching a flight out of Israel with the nasty scowl she wears all the time. She definately has that "Angry" look, with her "jaw thrust forward."

By the way, is the only way a guy can get some action around here is to look really angry and get on line at the airport?

Ya, Malkin's definatly getting bumped.

"I do hope everybody's had enough now. Or are we going to continue to legitimize this insanity come November?"

Posted by: JollyRoger | 08/18/2006 at 12:31 AM

Good question. We can't afford it. We couldn't afford four more years of that dipshit pretendent and he we are in the vortex now.

The airlines companies must be loving all this. Pretty soon no one will want to fly anywhere due to the anxiety of the security.

I knew the sour-tempered would be under attack soon. It is not enough that we are constantly bombarbed by the Shiny Happy culture. Now you're a suspected terrorist if you're not Paxiled into perpetual state of bliss.

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