Weekend Wingnut Roundup

Let's see - this week Foley the Molester resigned, Bob Woodward rejoined the Reality Based Community™, and the otherwise Do Nothing Congress gave the Dear Leader the power to jail you indefinitely without charge.  Who's on first?

Ace of Spades - can you blame Wal-Mart for targeting liberal politicians?  All they want is to be left alone to sell cheap patio furniture and drive their remaining competitors out of business.
All Things Beautiful - I can't claim to understand Lebanese politics, but I certainly prefer the Catholic method of repressing women to the Islamic method.
American Thinker - Muslims commit way more genocide against themselves than Israel ever did, so maybe Israel's off the hook!
Atlas Shrugs - the MSM is covering up the fact that the coup in Thailand is an Islamic coup and part of the Vast Islamic Conspiracy to bring back the caliphate and ... no, I did not forget to take my meds!
Blue Crab Boulevard - Jimmy Carter shouldn't criticize Bush for torturing people because Gerald Ford never criticized Carter for all the torturing he did so ... what?  Oh.
Captain's Quarters - we should be able to hold on to Foley's seat as long as the Republican party can convince Floridians that a vote for Foley is a vote for an as-yet-unnamed replacement ... oh shit, who am I kidding?  We're completely fucked.
Confederate Yankee - by failing to take Islamic extremists seriously, Democrats have condemned Westerners as well as non-violent Muslims to death.  Way to go you cut-and-run misunderestimators!
Debbie Schlussel - this week I'm freaking out about the illegal alien infestation in Phoenix and a Homeland Security guy I'll just call "Abu Moskowitz" - isn't it clever how I can demonize Mexicans and Muslims in the same blog post?
Flopping Aces - I mean come on ... let Bush define torture?  It’s not like no one would raise a stink if Bush said 'hey, lets go ahead and allow electrodes to be places on the testicles of these terrorists!'
GOP Bloggers - how can the Democrats be trusted to fight terror if they're not willing to invade sovereign nations?
Hot Air (Allahpundit) - one of George Allen's accusers posted at Daily Kos - obviously this means Allen will get getting an award from the NAACP any day now.
Hugh Hewitt - can you believe that the Webb campaign has the temerity to point out that George Allen is a committed racist?  No fair!
Instapundit - let's see ... gotta phone something in ... ah, here we go:  Michael Barone says voters aren't quite as angry about Iraq as the MSM claims - who am I to argue?
Little Green Footballs - India blamed Pakistan for the Mumbai train bombings ... let's do the math:  Pakistan = Islamic country = guilty as charged!
Macsmind - well, it's almost certain Republicans will be thrown out of office nationwide, but I'll make one last halfhearted attempt to link modern Democrats to Jimmy Carter.
Michelle Malkin - it is a disgrace to the victims of 9/11 when Oliver Stone points out that Bush's actions are a disgrace to the victims of 9/11.
NRO (Jonah Goldberg) - this Foley thing is icky and gross - grown men should never mess around with underage boys because it takes time away from yardwork 'n stuff.
NRO (Jonathan Podhoretz) - if Foley had kept it in his pants we might have had a shot at retaining the House, but noooo.
NRO (K-Lo) - the immigrants that will contribute most to our society are clearly the ones that will stand in line and wait their turn like good little Mexicans.
Patterico's Pontifications - George Allen and his big mouth might cost us the fucking Senate.
Powerline - some guy at The Wall Street Journal interviewed Condi and came away with the conclusion that we're really fucked.  It's the end of the world as we know it.
Sister Toldjah - Republican prospects in the upcoming election have me down, so I'm not even going to bother to weigh in on the Michelle Malkin bikini shot kerfuffle.
The Real Ugly American - the latest Abramoff revelations are so awful even the Democrats can't fail to make something of them ... right?
Townhall (Dean Barnett) - I am all for torture as long as it's done by committed professionals - the rack and that bamboo-under-the-fingernails sort of thing is so amateurish, while waterboarding is quick and effective!
Townhall (K-Ham) - I am inclined to agree with Michelle Malkin's view that we should kill each and every Muslim and let Allah sort them out.
Townhall (Kevin McCullough) - let's move the goal posts again:  you say Iraq was a war of choice against a country that didn't attack us, but I say that we had to invade first to prevent another country from invading. 
Townhall (Michael Medved) - Mao and his Communist minions butchered at least 35 million human beings, but you shouldn't worry about the kids in Jesus Camp because they're not yet big enough to handle weapons.

For extra credit, pick out the verbatim quote.  And all you progressive bloggers?  See you at our tribunals!

Comments

[D.]

OMG this is an overload!!! LOL

At least give me time to insert the new cassete.

Long live the new flesh.

[D.]

Jesus...having to deal with all those authoritarian cultits' faces at one time was a shock... my eyesight is now just coming back...

[HelenWheels]

Flopping Aces is the direct quote!! But it wasn't my first guess... so I don't really merit "extra credit."

Foley stole Macacawitz's thunder! If it wasn't for losing on the nasty detainee bill, we'd have had one of the best news weeks EVER.

[Dee]

Yeah, I'm looking forward to our tribunals.
I've always wanted to put names to faces with the people I type to.
Are all the Halliburton camps being built in sunny California?
Unlike most people, I'm not much of a sun person. Now a camp in Seattle, that's a place I could be incarcerated incommunicado in for a long time.

[Blue Gal]

I'm having a hard time this week. Boiled it down to four but I'm gonna put my nickel down on K-Ham.

It's Flopping Aces? No. It can't be. The testicles post? Was she trying to be cool?

I will be honored to meetcha underground or in jail, Agitprop.

[LewScannon]

Michelle Malkin in a bikini? That's an image I'll keep referring to those cold nights in the interment camp.

[actor212]

NRO (Jonah Goldberg) - this Foley thing is icky and gross - grown men should never mess around with underage boys because it takes time away from yardwork 'n stuff.

Hmmmmm....methinks ol' Jonah has his own little bimb-er eruption in the closet....

By the way, Freude, was that response by Visa Credit Card a way to boost your Technorati ratings?

[mandt]

"Michelle Malkin in a bikini?" TORTURE worse would be Karl Rove in a thong!

[asdf]

I saw Malkin at Chief Ike's last night. She was a little more than intoxicated. She's a fucking lying hypocrite.

[actor212]

Oh...verbatim quote?

Confused Yankee....

[actor212]

asdf

Oh, do dish!