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November 03, 2006


Teh gay is spreading through the GOP like a California wildfire.

"I do pray in tongues every day in my prayer closet" Oh, honey, was that "in cheek"?

Oral Roberts or "Orals Robert"?

Nuff said.

Fred: Don't mock my state! Gropenfuhrer Arnold has zee fires under control!

Wouldn't it be weird if being Republican actually caused you to be gay?

Do you think the GOP would dissolve itself?


What an interesting point. Wolcott asks a similar question in his column yesterday..."According to this exciting morsel, Haggard took part in weekly conference calls with President Bush--"he and the president like to joke that the only thing they disagree on is what truck to drive."

'What truck to drive'--I wonder if that is some kind of cryptic butch gay Western lingo. It's a shame Will & Grace is no longer on the air to provide enlightenment on such matters, leaving us to forage on our own."

The guy must not be too bright, given his ludicrous statements since his closet door got ripped off its hinges.

He bought drugs but didn't use them. Sure.

He hired a male prostitute but didn't have sex with him. Uh-huh.

If he just wanted a massage, why use a phony name like Art?

I'm so glad one of these phony, sanctimonious, gay-bashing hypocrites got exposed. He's just the tip of the iceberg, too.

Please keep in mind he bought $300 worth of meth. That's a lot.

Meth is cheap and potent. That's like 2 or 3 ounces.

Any welfare mother or parolee on drug testing would tell pastor ted that a simple hair follicle sample would conclusively prove to us doubters the truth of his denial of having used meth. kick us down one strand of hair for your vindication.

Come to think of it maybe it was Haggart that Gannon was stuppin in the White House on those over nights. We always thought it was Carlina Rove.

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