As Bill O'Reilly will tell you, any left-wing smear site worth its salt has at least two divisions deployed in the War on Christmas. As we did last holiday season, we bring you more holiday Christmas hatin' and wish you a big secular progressive Happy Holidays. And stay tuned for more smears!
Graphic: Helen Wheels
Mmmmm, pagan symbols.
Happy Solstice, everyone! Now get out there and dance around the bonfire to bring the sun back.
Posted by: Tirebiter in Sector R | December 20, 2006 at 09:34 AM
This year my war on Christmas involves leaving the country. I have chosen to cut and run instead of confront the treacherous forces of kris kringle directly. Call me defeatist.
Posted by: Comandante Agi | December 20, 2006 at 01:12 PM
I did my part by Dissing Santa.
Posted by: Miss Cellania | December 21, 2006 at 07:38 AM
THAT STAR ON TOP! A PENTACLE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES!
Posted by: actor212 | December 21, 2006 at 08:52 AM
Um...did Carl just burst into flame? Or was that song?
Posted by: Tata | December 21, 2006 at 12:45 PM
I'm waging a "war on Christmas (tm)" as well.
http://johndeweyhateschristmas.blogspot.com
Posted by: John Dewey | December 22, 2006 at 06:25 AM
Tata,
I'm mellllllllltinnnnnnng.....
Posted by: actor212 | December 22, 2006 at 08:41 AM
Hey there, kids. Merry F***ing Solstice!
Posted by: Tony | December 22, 2006 at 09:59 AM
Aww, all your beautiful evil..!
Posted by: Tata | December 22, 2006 at 11:33 AM
Who will light the tree at Abu Ghraib?
Posted by: Michael Miller | December 22, 2006 at 01:08 PM
And a cool Yule to all of youse winter wonderland warriors.
Posted by: Libby | December 22, 2006 at 01:17 PM
Off topic: Time to start a new list.
We killed Taliban's #3!!
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=2747892
Things must be going really well in Afghanistan when they start this crap!!
Posted by: ascap_scab | December 23, 2006 at 02:48 PM
We killed Taliban's #3 Posted by: ascap_scab | 12/23/2006 at 05:48 PM
I believe it was Scott Adams on his Dilbert blog who noted quite awhile ago that it must really suck to be Taliban's #3 or Al Quaeda's #3 cause #3 gets killed a lot!
Posted by: Dee | December 23, 2006 at 06:11 PM
We'll be doing our part to wage war against christmas by dancing naked around the pagan yule log all weekend.
Posted by: blondesense | December 24, 2006 at 06:42 AM
I had read it was the #1 Taliban? Or is that the new #1 Al Quaida? Man... I can't keep up.
Posted by: HelenWheels | December 24, 2006 at 06:43 AM