It's the end of the year, so the Friday news dump is bound to contain some seriously inconsequential political announcements:
Professional Clinton hater and wingnut extraordinaire Bob Barr has decided the Republicans are even stupider than he is - so he's now a Libertarian;
Senator Evan Bayh (D-IN) won't run for president;
Bush tool and former Wisconsin governor Tommy Thompson might run for president (scroll down);
And earlier: John Kerry (D-MA) can't make up his mind about running for president;
And later: John Edwards (D-Nowhere) will throw his hat into the ring.
On the bright side, Saint McCain (R-$$$) might be in trouble.
Ahhh, hummm
Posted by: mandt | December 16, 2006 at 02:24 PM
McCain has also been advocating an attack on Iran. Apparently the will of the people means squat to him.
Posted by: LewScannon | December 16, 2006 at 07:33 PM
After beating my family senseless with my naked ambition for decades, I've chosen to heed the advice of the man in the black suit who mailed me an envelope full of pictures of me, three dwarves and a Peruvian hooker. He said I was fully qualified to head the RNC and way funnier than Mrs. Mehlman. My family begged me to stay home and find Jesus through macrame, those losers! Idiots! If I have to, I can find Jesus in a La Perla padded bra, though I'm way cuter!
Posted by: Tata | December 16, 2006 at 08:25 PM
At least Bob Barr has some principles. He's the only right-wing guy I can remember speaking out against the Patriot Act.
I can't believe I actually liked McCain in early 2000 - whatever Faustian bargain he's made it sure is apparent.
On the bright side we can look forward to Tom Tancredo running on the Let's Lynch all Brown People party ticket in 2008 with Minuteman founder Jim Gilchrist as VP.
Posted by: Comandante Agi | December 17, 2006 at 08:26 AM
OMG If people start to wake up the Anti Christ will be out of business and it will be down with with Happy Holidays!
Posted by: mandt | December 17, 2006 at 09:39 AM
I am sick of all of these freaks, Democrats and Republicans alike. The way they switch parties shows they all know what it means, they are one big party. One big giant clusterfuck of power brokers who have to switch sides once in a while to stay in power or regain it.
Posted by: karena | December 17, 2006 at 01:53 PM
Tata,
I volunteer to help you with the bra detail...
Posted by: actor212 | December 18, 2006 at 08:09 AM
Actor:
Here, get this. And that. And this other thing.
Wait. As you'd say on Wednesdays: "Here, hold my leg."
Posted by: Tata | December 18, 2006 at 07:57 PM