[Comandante Agí here, helping out the b-man today]
Need proof that Republicanade works? Look no further than our number one customer George W. Bush. He drinks at least 3 to 5 servings per day. His recent 60 Minutes interview was completely inspired by Republicanade's magical formula...
The whiny defeatocrats in Congress can't stop the surge. According to unitary executive theory it is the president's God-given duty to send 21,000 more troops to Iraq.
George W. Bush is a self-proclaimed cowboy war president with a "thick hide". He sometimes wears cowboy boots. Yee-haw!
Don't listen to the "Bush lied" crowd. The Bush administration has always been "straight" with the American people.
After all the United States has done for the Iraqi people they remain ungrateful. Hell, they should be down on their knees thanking President Bush for his many gifts: intermittent running water and electricity, a rampantly evolving civil war and over 50,000 civilians deaths, just to name a few.
By eliminating Saddam, who was a "source of instability in Iraq", President Bush has allowed the country to blossom from tyranny into a Jeffersonian democracy.
. . .
So, don't be a nattering nabob of negativism. Drink your Republicanade daily!
[cross-posted at the pime]
Looks like pure poison to me.
Posted by: Miss Cellania | January 15, 2007 at 03:58 PM
Hahaha.
The Bush administration has always been "straight" with the American people.
I don't see it that way.
Posted by: SPIIDERWEB™ | January 15, 2007 at 04:34 PM
The Bush administration has always been "straight" with the American people.
Sure. Straight as a Slinky. Ooh! Straight as Mrs. Mehlman!
Posted by: Tata | January 16, 2007 at 05:09 AM
What's the percentage of alcohol content onthat there "Republicanade". I'd like to get some of that for the Super Bowl.
Posted by: LewScannon | January 16, 2007 at 06:23 PM
What is that antipsychotic they use on the violently, criminally insane? It shuts down large parts of the brain in the manner of a chemical lobotomy. Thorazine, maybe?
Anyway, I promise you, Republicanade is laced with that stuff.
Posted by: litbrit | January 17, 2007 at 08:17 AM
Drink your Republicanade daily!
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Posted by: actor212 | January 17, 2007 at 10:48 AM
That guy does look about as psychotic as the shrub.
Posted by: HelenWheels | January 18, 2007 at 01:41 PM
Great post....you made the C&L Roundup- really good..I like how the liquid is urine colored....
Posted by: enigma4ever | January 21, 2007 at 08:57 AM
Reading you post just amazes me that these people are actually able to care for themselves without help. On second thought maybe they're all in a mental hospital with nurses to care for them.
Posted by: pissed off patricia | January 24, 2007 at 06:28 AM
More or less not much exciting happening today. I just don't have anything to say. More or less nothing seems worth bothering with.
Posted by: Zuzanna | August 18, 2007 at 01:57 PM