Worst Product Evah - Part MCMXXWhere'sMyGinIV?

Thanks to the magic of cool modern technology like lasers and mood-altering HGTV, we are ready as a wacky advertising-soaked society to combine our obsessions with designers and houseplants into one Grimm's fairy tale plot device: logo-branded seeds. You heard me!

Your logo is laser-engraved on two opposite sides of the bean.

Bean arrives not yet planted, so logo can be seen.

The specially designed plastic jar contains vermiculite, a pure soil that is bacteria-free and helps to keep the logo clear while growing.

Just push bean into the soil and pour water into the container.

The bean will begin to sprout leaves in about seven days.

And that's the end of our floral Dr. Moreau adventure, right? Nuh-unh!

To the recipient’s amazement, the logo will appear on the bean plant itself, on each side of the split bean seed.

The logo will last about a month, while the plant can live up to a year with proper care (instructions included).

Plant is not edible.

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Comments

[Comandante Agi]

I'll raise you this one: Banana Bunker!

[actor212]

HA! That's nothing!

How about a branded condom?

[actor212]

Agi,

I bet Kirk Cameron has it in seven colors...maybe six. After all, even God rested on the seventh day...

[Tata]

I've never seen one of those without a pack of extra batteries.

Um. Was that my Outside Voice?

[HelenWheels]

GAHHHH! Advertising is EVERYWHERE!! I thought they couldn't go any further than those logo-emblazoned mats in the grocery store... or the new TVs w/adverts in every checkout aisle..... oh nevermind.

Oh but I still think Doggy Steps is a cool product, sorry.