Then Newt said, "You're a dirty whore!" and Tom said, "No, you're the dirtiest whore!" and next thing you know everything was all - like - ripped tube tops and dripping mascara.
In the book, DeLay criticizes Gingrich for, among other things, conducting an affair with a Capitol Hill employee during the 1998 impeachment trial of Bill Clinton. (The woman later became Gingrich’s third wife.) “Yes, I don’t think that Newt could set a high moral standard, a high moral tone, during that moment,” DeLay said. “You can’t do that if you’re keeping secrets about your own adulterous affairs.” He added that the impeachment trial was another of his “proudest moments.” The difference between his own adultery and Gingrich’s, he said, “is that I was no longer committing adultery by that time, the impeachment trial. There’s a big difference.” He added, “Also, I had returned to Christ and repented my sins by that time.”
Oh, princess, princess! Even Jesus hates sloppy seconds.
You sin is bigger than my sin! Your sin is bigger than mine! I am better, 'cause your sin's bigger, your sin's bigger than mine!
And besides, Clinton's sin was getting caught...
Posted by: Miss Cellania | May 31, 2007 at 08:49 AM
The Bug VS The Reptile
Posted by: mandt | May 31, 2007 at 10:38 AM
Ohno, he di'int!?!
Posted by: actor212 | May 31, 2007 at 01:24 PM
Oh yes, he did!
Posted by: Tata | May 31, 2007 at 01:33 PM
Spray them both - this infestation has gone on far too long.
Posted by: blogenfreude | May 31, 2007 at 01:50 PM
You can commit adultery as long as you pray to Jebus and then end up marrying your mistress? Gotta love the party of "family values".
Posted by: Comandante Agi | June 01, 2007 at 06:04 AM