Schools For Me, But Not For Thee

Wingnut welfare poster boy Jonah Goldberg thinks the Iraqis should have painted schools but that you shouldn't have any schools:

The problem with all these bromides is that they leave out the simple fact that one of the surest ways to leave a kid “behind” is to hand him over to the government. Americans want universal education, just as they want universally safe food. But nobody believes that the government should run 90% of the restaurants, farms and supermarkets. Why should it run 90% of the schools — particularly when it gets terrible results?

Even worse - Jonah plans to marry and reproduce.  Just fucking wonderful.

graphic shamelessly stolen from The Editors

Comments

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I'd like to thank Jonah and an unnamed woman to be named later for producing children that will make even my dullest grandchild look like Angelina Jolie, Rhodes Scholar.

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Jonah is only upset and has his panties in a twist because he's finally reached the age where he's going to have to live off his own reputation and not his mom's, so he's panicked that some GenZ'er will sneak his cushy job out from under him before he can solidify his buttkissing technique.