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August 28, 2007


Did you know you can get dog poop delivered to the exceptionally deserving?

best. excuse. ever...

When the police interviewed him later, the senator said that "he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom" and that was why his foot may have touched the officer's, the report said.

I'm learning so much this week. I didn't know men measured their "stances". And I didn't know if men tapped their feet in the restroom it meant they wanted to have sex with the guy in the next stall. Good thing I'm not a guy 'cause I might have gotten in some toe tapping trouble.

Do you have to have a secret sexual life to be elected in the republican party? Then when you are elected you campaign against yourself?

Restless leg syndrome? Those moral majority are always tap, tap, tap'un at heaven's door.

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