Now that Fredo has gone out for his last fishing trip (Cheney will shoot him the face before drowning him), speculation is rampant. Will it be Chertoff? Ted Olson? Katharine Harris?
If it's Chertoff, the Dear Leader plans to install prep school chum and complete moron Clay Johnson at Homeland Security. Johnson has no (yes, no) homeland security experience. But he headed the transition team that brought us this disaster of an administration. It's not what you know ...
Therefore, one step forward, two steps back.
Posted by: Miss Cellania | August 27, 2007 at 01:57 PM
I heard a rumor that John Cornyn might be the nominee. He'd make a perfect A.G. based on his comments a few years ago about assassinating members of the judiciary.
Posted by: Comandante Agi | August 27, 2007 at 05:18 PM
Katharine Harris? Couldn't we at least go for better celebrity fuck-ups? I bet Kato Kaelin could use a regular gig.
Posted by: tata | August 28, 2007 at 06:22 AM
Now, how about old two-time Harriet Miers?
Posted by: mandt | August 29, 2007 at 02:13 PM