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September 17, 2007

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Oh for Christ's sake! LOL

Thanks for the belly laugh.

No, it's not a crime to ask for sex in a public place. Not at all.

It IS, however, a crime to invade the stall of the person next to you...

"We had to just stop and check out the bathroom," said Sally Westby of Minneapolis, on her way to Guatemala with her husband Jon.

"In fact, it's Jon's second time - he was here last week already."

Sally,

If your husband has been thru the Minneapolis airport to go to Guatamela AND used the men's room on both trips, you might, just might, be his beard.

I bet no tourist is able to replicate Larry's signature wide stance.

Is it just me, or does Vitter's hooker look a lot like his wife?

If you're banging hookers while you're married, why would one choose hookers who look like one's wife?

I mean, couldn't you just bang your wife if you wanted to bang someone who looked like your wife?

And, they're both named Wendy?

Did he plan this? Did he think that he might fool Jesus/God/Da Popa if his hookers all looked like his wife and were named Wendy?

And, did the madams that Vitter used know about this? Did they have niche marketing plans for Vitter? Were girls surgically altered to appear more like Wendy Vitter? did they change their names?

How deep does this go? And how does it all tie in to 9/11?

Is it just me, or does Vitter's hooker look a lot like his wife?

If you're banging hookers while you're married, why would one choose hookers who look like one's wife?

I mean, couldn't you just bang your wife if you wanted to bang someone who looked like your wife?

And, they're both named Wendy?

Did he plan this? Did he think that he might fool Jesus/God/Da Popa if his hookers all looked like his wife and were named Wendy?

And, did the madams that Vitter used know about this? Did they have niche marketing plans for Vitter? Were girls surgically altered to appear more like Wendy Vitter? Did they change their names?

How deep does this go? And how does it all tie in to 9/11?

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