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September 13, 2007

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You'd think an organization with as much history of spying and intrigue as the Catholic Church would have an anonymous "tip line" installed.

"Hallo, Benny? Yea, dis is me, uhhhh, Joey Kneecaps...lissen, Ise just saw dat David Vittah...V I T T E R...you know, dat lying weasel from Loose-iana an' he was fookin' some broad who wasn't his wife...AND he was wearin' a condom!"

He won't be excommunicated - not when he's spent that much time on his knees.

"(in addition to getting his penis chopped off by his wife)." Worse would be to conficate his diapers into which he has deposited many a venial sin.

blogenfreude: what's worse - adultery or spermicide? I'd bet Benny would side with the little soldiers.

actor212: well, the pope has an email address - Vitter could try that.

tata: I thought Larry Craig was the one spending time on his knees.

mandt: must wash with holy water!

You'd think an organization with as much history of spying and intrigue as the Catholic Church would have an anonymous "tip line" installed.

Q: Why did Wendy Yow Cortez Ellis quit servicing leper colonies Catholics?

A: They only left tips!

Nothing's going to happen to him. The Gov of Louisiana is a Dem which means if he were to step down or be forced to resign, the Repugs would be handing his seat to a Democrat.

So Vitter's still got the juice to keep his seat. Now he's a real Republican..

Can't he just do some Hail Mary's...wait I don't mean 'do' some hail mary's, I don't even know any hail mary's that would do him...I mean can he do some kind of repentence and be washed clean not unlike we can wash clean a potent and corrosive substance with a bucket of water and a brush?

I think that he could make a large donation and be right back in or get his pal Larry to service some other people on the down low. wink wink!

I still can't imagine why he would cheat on a wife who can unhinge her jaw...

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