Vitter v. Craig

Now that the Vitter scandal is front and center again, Larry Craig must be breathing a sigh of relief.  He's going to challenge his guilty plea - a fool's errand to be sure - in a desperate bid to hang on to his Senate seat.

So I ask you, the home viewer, whether you think Vitter or Craig will be first to resign his Senate seat.  My money is on Craig - I think Vitter will hang on until Larry Flynt comes up with another hooker or the oft-rumored out of wedlock child.  Your opinion?

UPDATE:  This little tidbit from Gannett:

Flynt has said five New Orleans prostitutes stepped forward to say they had sex with Vitter after his magazine offered a $1 million bounty for proof of sexual infidelities involving high-ranking government officials (emphasis supplied).  Also, oyster has another post on Vitter here.

Comments

[actor212]

Craig will go first. He's farther behind in the race as it is (or ahead, depending on how you look at it). He's already pled guilty, he's already announced his intention to resign, and he's already got cum stains on his lips.

[actor212]

Craig will go first. He's farther behind in the race as it is (or ahead, depending on how you look at it). He's already pled guilty, he's already announced his intention to resign, and he's already got cum stains on his lips.

[actor212]

That's how sure I am about it...

[actor212]

That's how sure I am about it...

[Blue Gal]

why does the hooker remind me of Paula Jones? Same plastic surgeon?

[catherine]

Larry Flynt as a reliable source? Vitter is a pig, tho.

[SPIIDERWEB™]

Would anyone care to tell me just why any hooker, who wants to admit she's one, would not step forward for one million?

Hell, I'd claim the money myself. Come here big boy.

Larry? Just ask for my bank account and notarized statement.

[enigma4ever]

okay is it me..or does she look kind of like his wife ?..and as to your question...Craig 's hearing is the 26th...I think he is out of time personally...the 30th he will be gone....

[JollyRoger]

Vitter will hold on with an Electrode Al-like determination.

Louisiana's pols are notoriously corrupt, and I am sure Vitter thinks he'll get the pass that most of them have gotten.

[litbrit]

Yes, I think Craig will cave faster than a souffle in a tsunami.

And yes, that hooker looks a lot like Vitter's wife. But then, wasn't she named Wendy too? Or did he simply insist that everyone call each other Wendy just to keep things straight, so to speak?

I love how he's staring at her leopard-wrapped tits in that other photo, though. As if he's ever going to get any again. But perhaps he's just making sure she hasn't stashed a big old knife in her bra, giving new meaning to the word cleavage.

[ptt]

"he simply insist that everyone call each other Wendy just to keep things straight, so to speak?... just making sure she hasn't stashed a big old knife in her bra, giving new meaning to the word cleavage"

oy, you've got a guy's sense of humor. but if you're that person in the 'babelicious' pic via your link, well then obviously you have a 'babe's sense of humor'.

now, could you properly remix:
the wendy vitter/bobbit remembrances (of threatened dememberances?),
dingy diaper sex, and
grey poupon puns?

[DBK]

Who goes first? Hell, I'm still trying to figure out how you can get your foot under the side of the stall to touch the foot of the guy in the next stall when your pants are around your ankles, you aren't wearing spandex, and you have a normal waistline. I'm a bit overweight and I can't get near the edge of the stall with my foot when I'm in the office dumper.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. After all, this isn't Minneapolis and I don't work at the airport.

[actor212]

Litbrit,

He's probably saying his goodbyes to the twins.