Former counselor to the Dear Leader Dan Bartlett (on the right in this AP photo) tells us why the Republicans seeking the White House are toast:
Huckabee: just say "President Huckabee" a few times - you'll get it;
McCain: poor confused old man likely to go down in flames (again);
Romney: adherent of a scary religion and insufficient hatred of brown people;
Rudy!: liberal, abortion-loving, gun-hating, thrice-married, atheist former mayor of Mantattan, Queens, Sodom, Gomorrha, and the Bronx will be torn to shreds by the fundies once they figure out he's a liberal, abortion-loving ....
Thompson: poor confused old man, also incoherent.
Should be fun. Pass the popcorn.
Cry "Bartlett!" and unleash the poodles of war!
Posted by: actor212 | October 10, 2007 at 01:38 PM
Why wait? Tear 'em apart now!
Posted by: strawberry blueberry raspberry | October 10, 2007 at 11:43 PM
*looking around*
Did I stumble into the Upperclass Twit of the Year sketch?
Posted by: tata | October 11, 2007 at 10:06 AM
Brief warning: Thompson reminds me more of Bush than Reagan. Incoherent, not too clever, no mind for details, etc. Don't be too complacent about that one. He's stupid enough to gather a strong Republican following. Plus, you don't have to be a good candidate for the election cheating to succeed.
Posted by: DBK | October 11, 2007 at 12:53 PM
Jeeze----after Bush an aoemba could run.
Posted by: mandt | October 11, 2007 at 02:25 PM
Jeeze----after Bush an aoemba could run.
Posted by: mandt
And so we have an explanation for Mike Huckabee...
Posted by: actor212 | October 12, 2007 at 08:36 AM