I think it's safe to assume this guy was a Republican:
An Alabama minister who died in June of ‘accidental mechanical asphyxia’ was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report.” He also had a dildo up his ass, but it was wearing a condom.
And the pastor, Gary Aldridge, once worked for Jerry Falwell. Roll on Cocktober!
And surprise! The fundies don't understand the meaning of "autoerotic".
"autoerotic"...probably thinks its how the dolls in Hall Of Presidents at Disneyworld work...
Posted by: actor212 | October 09, 2007 at 02:18 PM
Unless I'm mistaken, that was how Mulder was fated to die in the brilliant "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose" episode of the X-Files. Just a fun bit of useless trivia for ya.
Posted by: Brad | October 09, 2007 at 03:38 PM
And surprise! The fundies don't understand the meaning of "autoerotic".
That is so funny. Of course its making love in the back seat of a car.
They're such maroons.
Posted by: SPIIDERWEB™ | October 09, 2007 at 04:07 PM
Actually, I'm wondering how it could be autoerotic. That's a hell of a complicated bondage job to do alone. How does one tie their own hands behind their back and then loop another cord around the neck?
He must have been a contortionist.
Posted by: Libby Spencer | October 09, 2007 at 06:00 PM
I was - um - with blogenfreude the WHOLE TIME.
Posted by: Tata | October 09, 2007 at 07:11 PM
I was - um - with blogenfreude the WHOLE TIME.
And I was with Tata, and I was nowhere near that pastor dude, and besides, I only know sailing knots. Yeah, that's it!
Posted by: blogenfreude | October 09, 2007 at 07:44 PM
man these GOPervs are amazing. There
seems to be an endless supply. Didn't he know dildos are now illegal in Bama?
Posted by: buma | October 09, 2007 at 09:57 PM
Funny how not one media source has mentioned Gary's elder brother, Jack Aldridge. Mr. Jack was angry at Gary because of their family estate. I sense Jack was cut out of the will from what I have gathered; he did not even attend Gary's funeral and was sending Gary threatening emails two weeks previous to Gary's passing. Not to upset the apple cart here but there is a suspect here who has sufficient motive for committing a henious crime and what better way to embarass your brother who is a minister than to set up a crime scene and MAKE IT LOOK LIKE Gary was into sexual / kinky scenes....me think a few folks to need to lower their proverbial sling shots and send a few sheckles the families way to hire a private investigator. Who knows, maybe the police were paid off to make this whole matter disappear by 'closing the case'. Time will tell.
Posted by: aaggss | October 09, 2007 at 10:15 PM
I thought dildos were illegal in Alabama?? Somebody's been breaking the law!
Posted by: Alan W | October 10, 2007 at 07:05 AM
Aaggs,
If, as you suppose, it was foul play, don't you think the cops would investigate?
Posted by: actor212 | October 10, 2007 at 08:00 AM
For the record I've never been anywhere near Alabama but has anyone checked Jeff Gannon's whereabouts on the night in question?
Posted by: Libby Spencer | October 10, 2007 at 08:23 AM
The more self righteous the bigger the pervert. Who would want to belong to the "Christian" religion, it is so full of hypocrites and sickos....they need their own planet...I vote for Uranus.....
Posted by: Alohabunny | October 11, 2007 at 02:56 AM
Hey! Leave my anus out of this!
Posted by: New Yorker | October 11, 2007 at 11:59 AM
anyone knows if there's another anuses planet where to send them ?
Posted by: zyclop | October 11, 2007 at 02:41 PM
At least he never got the Nobel Peace Prize.
Posted by: Tirebiter in Sector R | October 12, 2007 at 09:45 AM
Better there than getting a leak and a flat on the sidewalk.
Posted by: mandt | October 12, 2007 at 04:45 PM
You missed the best bit: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba4.html
"The prostate gland displays areas of focal hemorrhage on its posterior surface"
IOW - that dildo wasn't on its maiden journey
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OMG.
Posted by: Cero | October 28, 2007 at 08:55 PM
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