Isn't this wonderful? Rudy! spent my city tax dollars on a security detail and travel to the Hamptons so he could bang his insane girlfriend:
Back when Rudy was just the unpopular mayor of New York and not of America, he was shtupping Judith Nathan, who lived out on Long Island in a little town called Southhampton. It’s kind of a haul from downtown, especially in traffic. When he started seeing her in 1999, according to records unearthed by Politico, he brought along his security detail, even when he spent the night and, naturally, the city covered the costs.
But, he couldn’t have that be too obvious, since he was still married. So he had his people spread those costs around to other obscure agencies within the city government and then refused to answer questions. By the time an auditor got around to being really nosy, Bloomberg was already in office.
This will probably not be enough to kill him off - we'll need Bernard Kerik for that. And I've said it before, and I'll say it again - once he's down, you have to hammer the stake through the heart, cut off the head, and stuff the mouth with garlic.
I always get distracted. What comes after the staking and the hammering?
Posted by: tata | November 29, 2007 at 03:49 AM
I am so confused: how did this fucktard ever get taken seriously? Sure, I live in ol' Ioway now, but I was born and raised in Chicago, and we know fucktards when they parade in front of us. I find it nearly overwhelmingly sad that people are so a-feared of eee-vil that they might find knee-jerk comfort having such a "commander" at the helm.
Plus, she ain't cheatin' hot, fer Chrissakes!
Posted by: heydave | November 29, 2007 at 07:58 AM
I think this is the end of Rudy! and 2008.
You can sell a lot of horseshit to the hicks in the sticks, but the second you start using public money to boink some floozy, you're toast!
He could have bought a ticket on the Jitney like the rest of us!
Posted by: actor212 | November 29, 2007 at 12:38 PM
I always get distracted. What comes after the staking and the hammering?
Posted by: tata
The rolling off?
Posted by: actor212 | November 29, 2007 at 12:38 PM
WOOHOO! Henry "Youthful Indiscretions When He Was 47" Hyde is dead!
Posted by: actor212 | November 29, 2007 at 12:39 PM
but, but, but...Romney hired illegal Guatemalans to cut his grass!
That scandalous media soundbite has got to assist the Benito Giuliani campaign somehow!
Posted by: Agi | November 29, 2007 at 07:15 PM
It seems the traditional media have forgotten about Madame's old line of work. You know, when she stapled live dogs to demonstrate surgical supplies, and then destroyed them.
Nice, uh, mistress you got there, Mr. Nosferatuliani.
Posted by: litbrit | November 30, 2007 at 08:25 PM