Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert quit his job
last November after fucking up pretty much everything there was to fuck
up. He did everything from helping to preside over the Great Blowjob Scandal of 1998 to covering up for GOP kid-toucher Mark Foley. And now, in a final fuck you, his constituents, in a special election, filled his seat with a Demoncrat.
Bwah fucking ha.
But don’t think the GOP didn’t try hard … the word “Republican” was flashing on many of the Diebold machines used in the special election.
Snickers really satisfies. Here's to snickering at your fat ass, Hastert.
Posted by: Frederick | March 10, 2008 at 06:18 AM
Oh please. I'm sure he bonded with that seat at a molecular level.
Posted by: tata | March 10, 2008 at 10:07 AM
Ah, the sweet smell of justice!
Posted by: dguzman | March 10, 2008 at 01:34 PM
Bye, bye Baby Hastert!
Posted by: mandt | March 10, 2008 at 03:29 PM
I hear Hastert shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Posted by: actor212 | March 10, 2008 at 03:51 PM