Ah, the Grand Old Party … its rising stars give us hope that Cocktober 2008 will be chock full of wetsuits, toe tapping, and stealth blowjobs:
The state champion girls volleyball team of Mercy High School in Cincinnati was in the Senate chamber recently to receive a resolution recognizing their accomplishment.
They had gathered around State Sen. Eric Kearney, D-Cincinnati, causing fellow Sen. Steve Stivers, R-Columbus, to comment that Kearney “attracts all the attractive women.”
Reminded that he had just returned from his honeymoon after marrying the former Karen Tabor two weeks earlier, Stivers backpedaled.
“I’m allowed to window shop, just not buy,” he said.
Underage volleyball players - this guy has serious potential. Watch this space.
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