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Things Younger Than Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain
A few of those things:
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McCain is older than:
Howard Johnsons
Mass produced VW Beetles
Shopping carts
Foam rubber carpet underlayment
The artificial heart
Phone-in radio programs
Television
The radio telescope
Nylon
The Delaware Aqueduct
The Waring Blender
First prototype Jet engine
Golden Gate Bridge
The Hindenburg explosion
The Lincoln Tunnel
Wal-Mart
Dirt
Posted by: Dr. Know | July 27, 2008 at 09:49 AM
He's older than fucking nachos. Nachos!
Posted by: d | July 27, 2008 at 03:45 PM
blog hopping! mind if we exchange links dear? :D
Posted by: Maricel | July 27, 2008 at 07:56 PM
What a great site! Thanks for the tip.
Posted by: Lew Scannon | July 27, 2008 at 09:04 PM
The WPA.
The CCC.
The Tennessee River Valley Authority.
The US Postal Service (it was called the Postal Department).
The interstate highway system.
Social Security (he's OLDER THAN SOCIAL SECURITY!).
Color TV.
Commerically available television. Cassette recorders.
VCRs.
The Queens Midtown Tunnel.
The Brooklyn Battery Tunnel (proving he's older than dirt, even).
The Lincoln Tunnel.
Integrated baseball.
The Holiday Inn.
McDonald's.
The fax machine.
Xerox copiers.
Holy crap, the man is OLD!
Posted by: actor212 | July 28, 2008 at 07:36 AM
He is older than:
Plastic
Flip Flops (although he is the master at them)
Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice
The Old Testament (but is mentioned in the New one)
Government mandated benefits (but he gladly receives them)
And of course, he's too damned old to be president!
Posted by: Professor Frink | July 29, 2008 at 08:40 AM
The Old Testament (but is mentioned in the New one)
You need to flip this to make it funnier.
Posted by: actor212 | July 29, 2008 at 12:43 PM
Older than the Louisiana Purchase?
Posted by: mandt | July 29, 2008 at 03:58 PM
He might have been there to make change, MandT
Posted by: actor212 | July 30, 2008 at 08:36 AM
Quite Right Actor212. I wasn't happy with it either.
My old brain had some trouble. Just think that McSame has 30 more years on me.
What must his brain be like? [sound of crickets chirping]
Posted by: Professor Frink | July 30, 2008 at 02:10 PM