The markets are about to crash. Tonight’s debate might not happen. McCain is revealed as a drama queen. But, my former Cynics, look deep into your souls. Ask yourselves - what is really, truly important at this dark hour?
Bible-thumping hypocritical pervert preachers of course.
Looks like Cocktober has come early:
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) — Evangelist and convicted tax evader Tony Alamo says the age of consent is puberty and there’s a mandate in the Bible for girls marrying young.
“In the Bible it happened. But girls today, I don’t marry ‘em if they want to at 14-15 years old,” Alamo said Saturday after federal agents raided his southwestern Arkansas compound and placed six girls into state custody. “We won’t do it, even though I believe it’s OK.”
But authorities don’t believe it’s OK — and now Alamo faces charges he transported children across state lines for sexual activities, in violation of the Mann Act. And so once again, the one-time rock promoter and street preacher that former President Clinton likened to “Roy Orbison on speed” will return to federal court.
I will leave it to you, gentle snowflakes, to rate this one in the comments. Please use the usual 1-10 diaper rating system. Plus, Alamo has a hearing today. I think this one is worth keeping an eye on.
I gotta give this guy an 8 on the Peter Meter.
Posted by: actor212 | September 26, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Is that Rev. dude wearing a beaver collar?
Posted by: mandt | September 26, 2008 at 07:30 PM
PS. On closer inspection it looks like skunk.
Posted by: mandtm | September 27, 2008 at 02:10 PM
That's why the Bible is such a popular book. You can justify about any perversion by interpreting any passage in your own perverted way.
14-15 year old girls? That's got be at least 10 diapers!
Posted by: Lew Scannon | September 27, 2008 at 08:02 PM
I'm through Act One on a spec script. Joe Pesci and Dakota Fanning are interested.
Posted by: tafka pb | September 27, 2008 at 10:09 PM