I had a wingnut on the open fire, ready to go, but this is too much fun:
The ENQUIRER’s exclusive bombshell expose as Sen. John McCain’s wife, Cindy, is caught with another man!
Not only that but multiple witnesses have caught the pair lip locking on several other occasions.
Does this really surprise anyone?
“I couldn’t believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!”
That’s the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candidate’s wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles “a washed-up ’80s rock star.
The piece goes on to say that these photos were taken in 2006. So what the fuck took so long?
hat tip: Lynn Lightfoot
Frampton cums alive!
Posted by: Frederick | November 12, 2008 at 01:46 PM
Well, after what he did to his first wife, I can't say that John McCain didn't have it come. Ouch.
Posted by: spgreenlaw | November 12, 2008 at 10:50 PM
Didn't one of the right-wing tools at NRO say that the National Enquirer is never wrong with a story?
Posted by: Agi | November 13, 2008 at 05:53 AM
Forget Sarah; notwithstanding her incredibly poor taste in husbands, I'll take Cindy.
Posted by: heydave | November 13, 2008 at 08:16 AM
Somehow, the thought that Cindy Barbie has found at last a good love'n Ken is well, a dollicious thing.
Posted by: mandt | November 13, 2008 at 09:38 AM
No, no, I figured it out...it's Ted Nugent!
Posted by: Frederick | November 13, 2008 at 11:14 AM