As John McCain wanders around the country trying to find a Reverend
Wright that will work, the wingnuts are freaking (and yes, one is
verbatim - speculate in comments, and no peeking):
Ace of Spades - Missouri will go for McCain because negroes standing in front of Greek columns make them nervous.
American Thinker - a careful review of selected bits of scripture reveals that not only would Jesus have been for the Bush tax cuts, he would have benefitted from them.
Atlas Shrugs - my knee-jerk racism has even destroyed my relationship with those liberals over at Little Green Footballs … oh well.
You want the wingnuts? You can’t handle the wingnuts!
Blogs for Victory - Obama’s willingness to investigate Joe the Plumber spells death for the freedoms George W. Bush has bestowed on us.
Blue Crab Boulevard - at this rate, the rich will be defined as those who have a job at McDonald’s soon.
Captain’s Quarters (Hot Air) - Obama’s failure to give a press conference is suspicious, but Sarah Palin’s is noble.
Confederate Yankee - I know McCain will win because I didn’t see many McCain/Palin signs in a very blue state.
Hot Air (Allahpundit) - by polling only you, my wingnut friends, I have created an alternative universe where McCain wins the electoral college AND the popular vote.
Hugh Hewitt - as I curl up in a fetal position in anticipation of an Obama victory, I link hopefully to this Jonah Goldberg screed predicting Obama crashes and burns during his first term.
Little Green Footballs - Reverend Wright didn’t work, the illegal-immigrant aunt didn’t work. but this LA Times thing? SOLID GOLD BABY!
Macsmind - had the MSM posed the 10 questions I suggest to Obama he would be where he belongs - checking your coat at some libtard club in Manhattan.
Michelle Malkin - the MSM abhor anonymous leaks — unless they’re helping to undermine Bush administration anti-terrorism programs or conservative causes and candidates.
NRO (K-Lo) - Sarah Palin will drag McCain across the finish line even as she buries him in the electoral college.
Forgive me - I have to rest. I promise I will monitor them as election day approaches. Just … not now.
You're so brave! If I go to any of these places I need a wall nearby to smash my skull on.
Posted by: OM | November 02, 2008 at 07:26 PM
Or smash their skull on!
Posted by: mandt | November 03, 2008 at 07:22 AM
I predict Pammie will have to do a topless calendar to get in good with Ed and the fellas over at LGF.
Posted by: actor212 | November 03, 2008 at 08:49 AM
The Ass of Spades doesn't even seem to know who the original Decemberists were: Ah, like anarchists. Republicans are now anarchists? Yep---that's good wingnutery.
Posted by: mandt | November 03, 2008 at 12:47 PM
Wingnuts is spooky folks. You ARE brave, indeed!
Mixter
Posted by: Mixter | November 03, 2008 at 04:43 PM
I wish there were some sort of medal we could give you for the bravery you display by not only visiting these sites, and reading them, but summarizing them succinctly and accurately.
Posted by: Lew Scannon | November 04, 2008 at 03:42 PM
@Lew Scannon - in this economy, please make the medal solid gold so I can sell it to pay my student loans. That bitch Sallie Mae is after me again.
Posted by: blogenfreude | November 05, 2008 at 10:08 AM