It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

Well … maybe not so much.  At least from my point of view (NYC) there’s not nearly as much going on as last year.

With that out of the way, I have to ask you a question - isn’t this just awful?

Now that Walter Noel is in trouble for steering $7.5 billion into the Bernie Madoff abyss, the pristine reputations of his five gorgeous daughters - Corina, Lisina, Alina, Alix and Marisa - are getting tarnished, too.

Do you give a shit about these people?

These are two of the five “gorgeous daughters.”

Anybody have any sugar cubes?

“In Brazil, they were known as the Aspirina Sisters because they gave the Brazilian girls headaches by always stealing their boyfriends,” said a former Georgetown classmate of Lisina.

Before she married an Italian man, Lisina, then in her teens, dated the son of a Neapolitan mafioso, “and would show up all the time in a white mink coat,” said our source, who was outraged by glowing portraits of the Noel girls in Vanity Fair and Town & Country magazines over the past few years.

These are just the sort of people I want to bail out with my tax dollars.

While in college, four of the five sisters allegedly slept with the same handsome stud, handing him off as the months went by, one after the other. The girls later married, each to a man from a different part of the world. In each locale, they were soon infiltrating country clubs and helping spread the word for Noel’s Fairfield Greenwich Group.

So that’s who trained Paris Hilton.

A person familiar with the Noels tells us they are “a fine family” who lost their own money in the Ponzi scheme: “They are devastated, victimized and betrayed by Madoff.”

Lost their own money?  Ha. Ha. Ha.

Beauties Hit With Madoff Mud [NY Post]

graphic: Helen Wheels

Comments

[actor212]

Anybody have any sugar cubes?

*checking*

Neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!

[Mr. Natural]

Do they give a shit about me? NEGUT! I give not one ounce of shit for rich fuckers, except those few who do good works like helping foundations that help others. Other than that, let em rot as they leave others in their money grubbing wake. Oh golly, do I sound angry?

[mandt]

They actually (clench jaw) lost their own money? That's simply outrageous. It's just not done.

[actor212]

Worse, MandT, they lost their principal and not just their interest and dividends! HORRORS!

[Magical Shrimp]

Did it really take this to tarnish their reputations? I would have thought being dumb whores would have been enough. Fuck 'em. (Like everyone else has?)

And is that Ann Coulter? Yikes.