Kelloggs won’t renew its deal with Michael Phelps because he took a bong hit? Are you fucking kidding me? Does Kelloggs have any fucking idea how many millions of boxes of Sugar Pops and Sugar Smacks (the real names for that shit) stoned people have eaten late at night? Do they?
Stupid useless fucks. Fuck them. I’ll never eat Special K again.
And Tony the Tiger? He’s nothing to me.
As I clearly recall one of the principle Kellogg heirs made porno movies in the 80's and thought Coke was an all American beverage.
Posted by: mandt | February 06, 2009 at 02:55 PM
PS. And oh, weren't the Kellog's also famous for funding eugenics research that the Nazi's took up with such enthusiasm?
Posted by: mandt | February 07, 2009 at 11:53 AM
Just more hypocritical corporate morality from one of the biggest refined sugar pushers (to children, no less)in the country. I'm glad I gave up Pop-tarts when I gave up pot.
Posted by: Lew Scannon | February 07, 2009 at 03:25 PM
Doesn't Kellogg know who eats this stuff?
Buy Lucky Charms and Captain Crunch stock. I don't think Kellogg knows what to do about a possible REVERSE boycott either by pro Phelps/pro munchie/pro bongie folks out there. Will this become a Sugar Smack Waterloo for them? Won't back down in the Sugar Smackdown. We will no longer condone/promote that which is not good for people just because it's popular. A new era of corporate responsibility in the making? What Mikey likes.....not any more. There's always oatmeal. Much better for you.
Posted by: kj | February 08, 2009 at 02:38 PM
If there are any multimillionaire uber-Olympians out there reading this, please: Do not apologize for the sex (as long as it's consensual) and do not apologize for the booze and drugs (as long as you're not driving or hunting). You've got enough FU money. Enjoy yourself.
Posted by: Grace Nearing | February 08, 2009 at 08:05 PM
Phelps should check out Shawn White's sponsors. I mean, does ANYONE think snowboarders aren't superfit potheads?
Posted by: Tata | February 09, 2009 at 05:26 PM
Doritos should definently sponser him....fuck kellogs...what do they know ?
( hmm, or subway ? pizza hut ? twinkies ? )
( he should do the ads- then donate the money to medicinal pot- that would really cause confusion...)
Posted by: enigma4ever | February 09, 2009 at 09:52 PM