Orange County GOP darling Mike "America's Sheriff" Corona was sentenced to 5 1/2 years for witness tampering. In January, he was miraculously acquitted on the more serious charge of conspiracy, and squeaked by with a guilty verdict on witness tampering only.
Sure, he'll probably kick back in Martha Stewart jail with a putting green and satellite TV for a few years and then get an early release for good behavior, but it's better than being free to hang out with mobsters at the Balboa Bay Club.
And when he gets out, there's a job at Fox News with his name on it.
Posted by: actor212 | April 28, 2009 at 08:45 AM
Followed by a lecture circuit tour with Charles Cullen via satellite to be called Law n' Orderly.
;>)
Posted by: darkblack | April 28, 2009 at 10:18 AM
He looks like Ron Howard.
Posted by: blogenfreude | April 28, 2009 at 06:05 PM