Our president has a dangerous secret - one the liberal media tried to keep hidden until now. Thanks to a muckraking Cornell law professor America has learned that President Obama used Grey Poupon mustard on his hamburger!
Oh, the horror!
I doubt Mr. Cornell Law Professor has ever tried dijon mustard on a hamburger, because it is quite good. Aww, shit. I just outed myself as an elitist. Fuck me.
UPDATE: Balk reminds us that Grey Poupon is manufactured by an American conglomerate.
Amazing that a fool like that teaches at Cornell.
Posted by: blogenfreude | May 08, 2009 at 09:14 AM
Take the 'r' out of 'grey' and what have you got? Huh? Huh? Huh?
;>)
Posted by: darkblack | May 08, 2009 at 10:36 AM
Yeah, but if you're a true blue 'Murican, you use that radioactive yellow mustard, damn it, and like it!
Obama's just being a trouble-maker, and trying to put French's (Oh, the irony!) Yellow Mustard out of business. He really wanted arugula on the burger or field greens. I'll bet he furtively tore the piece of iceberg lettuce off.
Anyone who's anyone knows you don't eat iceberg unless it's a quarter head on a plate with shaved bleu cheese, and you pay more than $7.50 for that piece of nouveau nostalgia. Sheesh.
Posted by: Lisa | May 08, 2009 at 02:10 PM
Gah, teh stoooopid, it burns, lol,
Whatever would they say if he wanted guacamole on his burger?
Malkin would have a field day with that one, wouldn't she? lol
I would say Duuuuuuude, it's awesome :)
Posted by: nunya | May 08, 2009 at 05:15 PM
So then it follows that Biden who ordered jalapenos on his burger is actually an illegal immigrant? Hee!
Posted by: Frogette | May 08, 2009 at 05:34 PM
My burger has pickle, lettuce, ketchup, and that radioactive yellow mustard on it. Does that mean I'm a Republican? :).
- Badtux the Republican(?!) Penguin
Posted by: Badtux | May 08, 2009 at 07:36 PM
Try a little grape jelly.
Posted by: drip | May 09, 2009 at 03:22 AM
Seriously, doesn't anyone know a good cannibal that we can feed these mustard-drenched goons to?
Posted by: Randal Graves | May 09, 2009 at 07:43 AM
There's a point where I wonder if the wingnuts are just putting us on, testing out our senses of critical thinking or irony or whatever... Going nuts about a story like they usually do, except this story is so utterly ridiculous that to think anyone would be angry about it is just silly...
Unfortunately, I honestly can't tell if this is that moment. Which means it probably isn't.
Posted by: tas | May 09, 2009 at 08:19 AM
Badtux,
Didja take relish (with the HFCS), a limp, no-kosher pickle, and onion (yellow, not red; raw, not sauteed), too? Then yeah, you're darn close to being a shoo-in at a Republican fundraiser or an apres-tent revival gala.
Sorry -- the food bespeaketh the man.
Posted by: Lisa | May 09, 2009 at 01:17 PM
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The Left is just keeping this 'Mustard story' alive, the Right had a chuckle and moved on. There are many much more important things to criticize this administration about. The Left doesn't want people focusing on the big stuff, because that's where it's most dangerous to them. The Truth will bring them down, God willing.
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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
deify your dear leaders
they are supernatural
with magical qualities
.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
don't protest tax increases
or support states' rights
YOU RIGHT-WING EXTREMIST
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Posted by: USpace | May 10, 2009 at 01:26 AM
US,
There is nothing more important than revealing elitism amongst the leaders, as evidenced by his refusal to eat the yellow mustard. He is NOT like all of the other common men in the beltway, and we need to stay alert to these insidious gaffes.
BTB: I LOVE drama prairie dog!
Posted by: Lisa | May 10, 2009 at 03:45 AM