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May 08, 2009


Amazing that a fool like that teaches at Cornell.

Take the 'r' out of 'grey' and what have you got? Huh? Huh? Huh?


Yeah, but if you're a true blue 'Murican, you use that radioactive yellow mustard, damn it, and like it!

Obama's just being a trouble-maker, and trying to put French's (Oh, the irony!) Yellow Mustard out of business. He really wanted arugula on the burger or field greens. I'll bet he furtively tore the piece of iceberg lettuce off.

Anyone who's anyone knows you don't eat iceberg unless it's a quarter head on a plate with shaved bleu cheese, and you pay more than $7.50 for that piece of nouveau nostalgia. Sheesh.

Gah, teh stoooopid, it burns, lol,

Whatever would they say if he wanted guacamole on his burger?

Malkin would have a field day with that one, wouldn't she? lol

I would say Duuuuuuude, it's awesome :)

So then it follows that Biden who ordered jalapenos on his burger is actually an illegal immigrant? Hee!

My burger has pickle, lettuce, ketchup, and that radioactive yellow mustard on it. Does that mean I'm a Republican? :).

- Badtux the Republican(?!) Penguin

Try a little grape jelly.

Seriously, doesn't anyone know a good cannibal that we can feed these mustard-drenched goons to?

There's a point where I wonder if the wingnuts are just putting us on, testing out our senses of critical thinking or irony or whatever... Going nuts about a story like they usually do, except this story is so utterly ridiculous that to think anyone would be angry about it is just silly...

Unfortunately, I honestly can't tell if this is that moment. Which means it probably isn't.


Didja take relish (with the HFCS), a limp, no-kosher pickle, and onion (yellow, not red; raw, not sauteed), too? Then yeah, you're darn close to being a shoo-in at a Republican fundraiser or an apres-tent revival gala.

Sorry -- the food bespeaketh the man.

The Left is just keeping this 'Mustard story' alive, the Right had a chuckle and moved on. There are many much more important things to criticize this administration about. The Left doesn't want people focusing on the big stuff, because that's where it's most dangerous to them. The Truth will bring them down, God willing.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
deify your dear leaders

they are supernatural
with magical qualities

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
don't protest tax increases

or support states' rights


There is nothing more important than revealing elitism amongst the leaders, as evidenced by his refusal to eat the yellow mustard. He is NOT like all of the other common men in the beltway, and we need to stay alert to these insidious gaffes.

BTB: I LOVE drama prairie dog!

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