Obama Doesn't Seem Interested in Taking Torture "Off the Table"

Not pictured: approximately 100 deaths by interrogation.

Dennis Perrin on the president's White House Correspondents Dinner bit:

The former vice president was busy, President Barack Obama joked, working on his memoir "tentatively titled, How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People, or Setting The Table For The Next President."

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[Agi]

Waiter! I ordered bottled artesian water. I will not waterboard these detainees with plain old tap water!