Why I Lost the Face Mullet

I didn't want to turn into Cape Man:

I admit, we have seven cats, three indoor, four ferals, plus statuary accumulating in Earthgirl's gardens by one every Mother's Day to piss off the neighbors

(the big shiny red ball on pedestal next year, I guarantee),

 

but since shaving off my face mullet, I have not hoarded guns nor told a Utah bank manager I was gonna kill Barack Obama.

Shave. Save yourself.

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Comments

[LewScannon]

Sounds like a plausible defense; "I didn't want to threaten the president, but the beard made me do it."

[Rhodo Zeb]

That beard suffers from mission creep.

Among other creeps, of course.

[Thomas Daulton]

Wow, I can't believe the Internet is devoid of pages summarizing "That Mustache Feeling," the episode of _The Tick_ where a sinister mustache is created by the CIA as a deadly, self-mobile spy weapon.

[Agi]

How dare you disobey God's law!