Agitprop: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Propaganda

Ice cream, Mandrake. Children's ice cream!

I interrupt your regularly-scheduled blogramming for this brief news update from Orange County, CA:

Corona del Mar resident Blythe Fair has consulted Jehovah's Witnesses, practiced a Japanese form of holistic healing and armed herself with a salad spinner, all in a desperate attempt to evade her arch-nemesis – fluoride.

Concerned that the icon of dental hygiene is actually a menace to public health, Fair is among a small but resolute band of local residents going to great lengths to avoid the extra dose of fluoride added last month to about half of Orange County's water supply.

Here in the OC (don't call it that) we are still battling the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. Silly me, I thought Reagan won the Cold War 'cos he told that bald guy with the raspberry jelly stain on his forehead to tear down that wall. Nevermind.

OC residents have taken extreme measures to combat fluoridation such as taking quick infrequent showers, purchasing home water-purification equipment and sitting in bathtubs for newspaper photographers. Sure, I scoff at the anti-fluoride resistance, but at least they are making the General proud...

Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Schwarzenegger on Executions: "Do it Now!"

                

Oxymoron alert: Humane executions for Califohnya in 2007!

Governator Gets Diebolded

Schwarzenegger's Vote Stolen By Diebold Machine in Brentwood
Unlike Ohio Voters, Given Mulligan

Could anyone write a better script?

[LA Times via bradblog]
SACRAMENTO - Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up to his Brentwood neighborhood polling station today to cast his ballot in the special election — and was told he had already voted. Elections officials said a Los Angeles County poll worker had entered Schwarzenegger's name into an electronic voting touch screen station in Pasadena on Oct. 25. The worker, who was not identified, was testing the voting machine in preparation for early voting that began the next day.
[snip]
Schwarzenegger's aides were informed of the problem when they arrived this morning to survey the governor's polling station. The poll worker told the governor's staff he would have to use a "provisional" ballot that allows elections workers to verify if two votes were made by the same person. McCormack said the poll worker did the correct thing.
The governor, however, was allowed to use a regular ballot. [snip] [emphasis supplied]
"This is someone who breached our protocol and was playing around in advance of the election," she said.

Of course, Ohio voters were screwed again by Diebold yesterday. The Heretik wonders, a la Kafka, how Ahnold could have voted before he voted.

tags: arnold schwarzenegger california ohio election fraud

McCAIN HUGS GOVERNATOR

Last week we reported that the Governator was in some danger of himself facing a total recall. Sen. John McCain (R-OIL) has time on his hands because, even after he hugged the Dear Leader at the Repub Convention here in my fair city, the Dear Leader and the House will reject McCain's anti-torture legislation. What better use of his time than to help the struggling Governator, whose Agenda für das Caleeforneeuhn People could be rejected in a November 8th special election.
Hat tip to Agi T. Prop. GOP whoring pic of the week award to PusBoy (scroll down).

Graphic courtesy of HelenWheels.
tags: arnold schwarzenegger john mccain california

TOTAL SCHWARZENEGGER RECALL

Although I post from the right coast, I know this subject is dear to Agi T. Prop and HelenWheels - the latter just posted a more thoroughgoing treatment. But could it be? Could Herr Gropenführer actually be Gray Davised? Tossed out on his Austrian backside? The New York Times seems to think there's a shot.

Sweet justice. Payback for the speech he gave praising the Dear Leader during the 2004 Repub Convention. He'd have to go back to making those "blockbusters." Who's de girlie man now Ahnold?
tags: arnold schwarzenegger california