Agitprop: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Propaganda

The Politics of Health Care Explained

Glenny Mnemonic

Wait...is Barack Obama is a comunist, muslem or oligarh? Help! I'm confused!

a screenshot from Beck's Thursday program

Do Not Panic, Boycott Everything

One of our favorite things to do on an early Saturday morning (besides a bike ride) is going to the Irvine Farmers' Market. It's quite big and has a great selection of fruit, vegetables, breads, meats, fish, wares, etc.

Yesterday, we went later than usual - around 10 am - and had to compete with the stroller brigade and slow-moving septuagenarians. (Where are the death panels when you need them?) But I still managed to stock up on some glorious sweet green figs and concord grapes.

On the way out I noticed a guy wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with Dear Leader's face with the caption "Stop Lying". That made me chuckle. Turns out that he is right at home in the Irvine Farmers' Market. That's 'cos the organizer of several Orange County Farmers' Markets is a dyed-in-the-wool Republican!

Just check out her Facebook page (click to enlarge) -

 

I wonder how many Irvine liberals skipped their weekend trip to Whole Foods and instead patronized the Farmers' Market in an attempt to funnel their dollars towards someone who shares their values.

Fox News, Awesome is Thy Name

Their Iran coverage is just stellar, as in Interstellar Overdrive.

The bobbleheads on Fox and Friends recently displayed their concern about this election thing with this guy and that guy in the Iran and everywhere like such as. In another report, a Fox reporter erroneously identified a gray-bearded protester as opposition candidate Mir-Hossein Mousavi.

I don't mean to pick on Fox necessarily. All cable news networks spew garbage (yes, even San Keith and Santa Rachel, sometimes) and are one month away from implementing a laugh track.

But Fox just has a fantastic track record. Remember two years ago when they picked some random black dude's photo to adorn their report on Congressman Cold Cash Jefferson? I bet the same intern has been working their Iran story graphics. 

Although, this might be one of my favorite news identification fails...

And for the bonus round, here's a little Bill Hicks for ya.

Mark Your Calendars

July 28 is Californian Fiscal Meltdown Day.

Uh...What's Her Name Again?

Huck comes out firing — at 'Maria' Sotomayor

And shoots himself in the face. Oy. Dude, at least get her name right before you start launching your attacks. He must be confusing her with his housekeeper.

Wait - wasn't she in La Bamba?

Anyways, it's time to let the games begin. The next two months are going to be amusing, but not as amusing as they could have been.

the sotomayor confirmation hearings will be a little less entertaining because joe biden won't be sitting on the judiciary committee, with his subjects without verbs, verbs without subjects, stories without shape or context, seven-minute questions without sense or structure. nevertheless, i'm sure a lot of senators will  be showing their asses, so we'll have to tune in.

I am considering turning on and dropping out as well.

No Wonder The Social Security Administration is Failing

"It's your money. You paid for it."

- George W. Bush, 2000

My only guess is that these dead people voted for change.

MYFOXNY.COM - This week, thousands of people are getting stimulus checks in the mail. The problem is that a lot of them are dead. A Long Island woman was shocked when she checked the mail and received a letter from the U.S. Treasury -- but it wasn't for her.

Antoniette Santopadre of Valley Stream was expecting a $250 stimulus check. But when her son finally opened it, they saw that the check was made out to her father, Romolo Romonini, who died in Italy 34 years ago.

Seriously - what can't the government fuck up?

The Never Ending Campaign

California rest in peace.
Simultaneous release.
- Red Hot Chili Peppers

Whether or not you’ve recovered from the 2008 election season - aptly dubbed The Two Year Root Canal by The CultureGhost - there’s a special election next Tuesday May 19 here in the great state of California. Six ballot measures promise to save the state from fiscal armageddon.

Here's the latest:

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger told legislative leaders Monday the state's annual income tax collections are expected to fall this year for the first time since 1938, punctuating a budget shortfall that he said will reach $21.3 billion if voters reject a slate of ballot measures next week.

With passage of the measures appearing unlikely, Schwarzenegger announced that he would release plans Thursday -- five days before the May 19 special election -- to show Californians the devastating consequences for government if the propositions fail.

When an authority figure comes to you and says “We must do this now or else [fill in the blank]” it’s best to question their motives.

Think back to fall 2002…Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and is determined to annihilate U.S. cities! We must take out Saddam before he and his Al Qaeda friends attack us with unmanned aerial drones and anthrax-tipped pen guns! Or just last fall…Henry Paulson needs $700 billion or else the entire global economy will collapse and we’ll have human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria!

This is all so comical. Californians seem to have forgotten that six years ago we recalled our former governor due to a $30 billion deficit. Budget deficits are an annual thing in this state. Get over it. Gray Davis must be laughing his ass off, as his successor has been unable to tame the spending beast.

So the Democrat-controlled legislature and Republican governor created our fiscal mess. Now they want Californians to fix it. Fuck that. I’m not voting in your stupid election. Fix your own damn problems. I’m not going to buy into your shock doctrine electioneering tactics. 

Typically, my disdain for ballot measures leads me to vote “No” on everything. But next Tuesday I’m going to sit this one out. My wife’s union, the CTA, is pushing hard for “Yes” on everything. She already told me she will do as her union commandeth. More power to 'em.

Good ol' Progressive Governor Hiram Johnson instituted California’s ballot initiative process. These were the same Progressives who advocated eugenics. Today, ballot measures waste millions of dollars in ad campaigns and are often hijacked by out-of-state special interests. Proposition 13 has been bankrupting the state since 1978. Last year's Proposition 8 gave the general public the power to decide who gets constitutional rights and who doesn't...and they voted to deny constitutional rights! American Idol has better standards than this shit.

Direct Democracy is impractical - not to mention a failure. It may have worked in 5th century B.C. Athens but it can't work in a state with over 40 million people, let alone a country as large as the United States.

As The Great IOZ summed up recently:

One could make the case, perhaps, that elections are a reasonable scheme for a city-state somewhere, but a hundred million harried citizens making hazy decisions after two years of propaganda isn’t qualitatively different from the happenstance of heredity or the rolling of dice. And George W. Bush, god bless him, is the proof.

California legislators are representatives. We live in a representative democracy, remember? They are paid over $116,00 per year (the highest in the nation) to write legislation and agree on an annual budget. Instead, they have decided to foist their workload onto the California voter. The good news is that polls show all of these ballot measures headed for defeat.

Whatever It Is, I'm Against It has a nice rundown of ballot measures for any Californians that will be voting next Tuesday. So does the LA Times, for what it's worth.

The only solution for this insanity is to 1) vote out every single incumbent in the CA State Senate and Assembly and 2) campaign to repeal the 2/3 rule. Being able to pass a budget with a simple majority would alleviate the annual song-and-dance between the governor and legislature on crafting a budget. Hmm, perhaps I should write Mark Leno’s office if I really care about this.

Number 3 would be campaigning for a ballot measure to end all ballot measures. Hell, I would devote my time to gathering signatures for that.

Democracy is a failure! Repeal the ballot initiative process! Vote "yes" to repeal your suffrage!

Ok, who's with me? Any takers?

Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat

President Obama should sign an immediate Executive Order mandating that Keyboard Cat accompany Joe Biden at all his public and/or media appearances.