Agitprop: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Propaganda

The Conversation that is taking place in liberal households throughout the nation

"Honey, we can't shop at Whole Foods anymore."

"Why?"

"Their CEO doesn't share our values. Didn't you read his op-ed in the Wall Street Journal? He doesn't think health care is a right!"

"What!?!"

"Yeah, he's practically a fascist!"

"Alright, let's boycott those motherfucking fascist sons of bitches!"

"Yeah...blawggg!"

Whirling, Whirling, Whirling Towards Freedom

Sometimes I think that the blog Shakesville is actually posing as a parody of an unhinged, moonbat, totalitarian progressive community. You know, like a left-wing version of Stephen Colbert.

After one glance at their latest group manifesto - which features an eight-point commenting policy - it's hard to take them seriously at all. I'm sorry, but this shit is just too damn easy to mock. I should really move on to more difficult targets...