Brave Dear Leader Spending 5 Hours In Green Zone!
At Agitprop, we're sure that the "bold" Dear Leader will learn a lot about the daily lives of regular 'ol Iraqis as they dodge bullets and IEDs. We're sure he'll bravely venture out onto the streets of Baghdad to see for himself the utter disaster he's created. No apologies of course - apologies are for Democrats! "And hey, I killed Zarqawi! Lookit' me! C'mon, I'm the War Preznit ..."
The question is, will he have time to serve fake food to the stop-loss soldiers?
tags: bush u.s. iraq impeach bush zarqawi al-qaeda war on terror
Preznit give me turkee!
Posted by: Comandante Agi | June 13, 2006 at 07:41 AM
All hail the Preznit! A plastic turky in every pot! A pot to piss in for the troops! A country gone to pot!
Posted by: Fred | June 13, 2006 at 08:25 AM
Why isn't Laura Ingraham all up in Bush's face about him hanging out on a hotel balcony?
Posted by: actor212 | June 13, 2006 at 08:49 AM
Can't we dangle her from a balcony like Michael Jackson's beloved babies?
Posted by: Tata | June 13, 2006 at 09:19 AM
Can't wait for all the photos vis-a-vis Yuma. What a fucking twit.
Posted by: spiiderweb | June 13, 2006 at 09:34 AM
Ahhh the old plastic turkey routine. An oldie and a goodie!
Posted by: HelenWheels | June 13, 2006 at 10:13 AM
He took time to talk to the troops and say the same old shit about fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here. He also replayed the one about Iraq being the central front of the war on terror and assorted other bullshit comments. He really did look like a twit as he stood there in his very secure location grinning like an idiot.
Tony Blair went there weeks ago, so what's the big deal of bush going now? It's all PR stuff, as always.
Posted by: pissed off patricia | June 13, 2006 at 12:08 PM
Ahhh the old plastic turkey routine. An oldie and a goodie!
Available from Acme Novelties, right next to the plastic vomit and the plastic dogshit.
And just behind the plastic Preznit.
Posted by: actor212 | June 13, 2006 at 12:58 PM
Look how safe I am! Look how safe I am!
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Posted by: Tony | June 13, 2006 at 02:26 PM
Hey, all you folks who put down plastic turkey: IT HAS NO CALORIES. Ya can't gain weight if you're served plastic turkey. It has no cholesteral, so it's good for the ol' ticker. Ya'll are missing the health benefits of this.
Posted by: DivaJood | June 13, 2006 at 03:01 PM
Fair and balanced, DivaJood, fair and balanced.
Posted by: Fred | June 13, 2006 at 05:12 PM
It was nothing more than a PR stunt staged for the idiots at home. He visited with the Iraqi PM-- who didn't know the dumb son-of-a-bitch was coming until minutes before their meeting.
It's a direct sign of how much this Iraqi government is trusted when they couldn't even tell the Prime Minister of Georgie's visit?
Posted by: Fat Bastard | June 13, 2006 at 06:10 PM
Too funny. Too sad. Too good.
And really, how many puppet regimes has this been now?
"When they are able to stand up, we'll stand down".
Or something like that...
Posted by: Chuck | June 13, 2006 at 08:34 PM
Look behind the curtain.
Last night before retiring, I read what Rove said about Democrats in a speech at a New Hampshire fundraising dinner earlier in the evening, and wrote this. But it failed to quiet my fury, which spurred this revelation. I couldn't sleep until I wrote it all down.
Then I really couldn't sleep.
Imagine my surprise (shock) when I heard the news today. All that was left to write was this.
Prescient, maybe. It's happened before, but I think it comes more from my cynical distrust of people. Republican people.
I saw this coming about a month ago.
Unlike many in the left blogosphere, I've never been enamored of Pat Fitzgerald. And in this time where we can't even get Democrats to act like menches and represent the people's interests, I certainly don't expect it from a Republican prosecutor in Al Gonzalez' DOJ.
I guess I'll sleep come the revolution.
Posted by: Maeven | June 13, 2006 at 11:27 PM
It's a direct sign of how much this Iraqi government is trusted when they couldn't even tell the Prime Minister of Georgie's visit?
Well, to be fair, the prime minister is an Iraqi, and Iraqis are terrorists.
Posted by: Tony | June 14, 2006 at 07:02 AM